Hey everyone (Y/N) is back! And I'm still out there stealing girls' hearts, making new friends/allies, fighting villains, eating sleeping, having fun, and just enjoying life!! Well, first things first, time to kill a president! See you there!!!
Jack was moving through the forest and soon sensed danger.
???: You see that Kakazu?! We got fresh meat!
Kakazu: Just don't get carried away.
Jack: Brother, I know what's going on here.
The two Akatsuki members show up.
Jack: I don't have time for you two morons.
Kakazu: Moron!?! If anything Hidan is the moron!
Hidan: SHUT THE FUCK UP KAKAZU!!! AND FUCK YOU FOR THINKING THAT!!! I am a disciple of the great Jashin! And you'll make a worthy sacrifice!
Jack kept his distance, knowing full well that Hidan killed Asuma!
Hidan begins to activate his curse, and-
Jack begins to feel pain in his chest.
Hidan: OH YES!!! THE PAIN FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!! THAT'S THAT GOOD SHIT!!!
Jack: Got to overpower through it! I need to- AAAAAAAAAAGH!!! HAVE SOME OF THIS!!
He begins to use a giant surf attack to wash them out, and while Hidan is spinning out of control, Kakazu is using his arms to hold on, and then-
The masks from his back begin to shoot out, with the fire lightning ones starting to attack!
Jack: Woah!
He then shoots his arms underground, leading Jack to block with Tsunami!
At the same time...
You are moving through the forest with Team Natsu, and a whole bunch of the Fairy Tail wizards!
(Y/N): I can't believe that Orochimaru found out about Nirvana! I thought that was behind us since the Oracion Seis!
Wendy: So why would he go there then?
(Y/N): Orochimaru has always loved experimenting on people. What do you expect from the man who murdered his own sensei?
Erza: He's despicable.
(Y/N): And with the Reanimation Jutsu, he could do even more damage to anyone else as if he pleased.
Gray: So what do we do? I say we go in there and put them on ice.
(Y/N): That's exactly what the whole plan was! So let's get moving and-
A sword is flung out of nowhere and-
???: Fresh meat in the palm of my hand.
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Zabuza Momochi (One of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen! Known as the Demon of the Hidden Mist! He Carrie's a large sword known as Kubikiribocho!)
(Y/N): Zabuza?!
Erza: What's one of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen doing here?
(Y/N): He's part of the reanimation! He died years ago after fighting- no that's not it. Where is h-
???: I'm here.
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Haku (A boy who uses Ice Jutsu! He was taken in by Zabuza, and will do anything to protect him at all coasts! Died saving his master from a fatal blow!)
(Y/N): Haku.
Natsu: Wait, what's with the girl?
Happy: Natsu, that's a guy.
Haku: He's right. I am.
Natsu: HUH?! Then why does he have nail polish?
(Y/N): So you can ask.
Zabuza: Where is Kakashi?
(Y/N): Not here. He's somewhere else in the woods. And so is-
Zabuza: The Fox Brat is here too.
Haku: He is here. I can sense him.
(Y/N): Hey! If you want a fight! Then you can-
Haku: Master, I'll deal with them.
Zabuza: Very well Haku. I will find Kakashi!
Zabuza takes off and-
Haku: ICE MIRROR JUTSU!
And with that, you guys were trapped, with so many Haku reflected in the mirrors!