The Parents Guide

Stupid Rules

Omg how how much do you hate parents talking about rules.

Rules this rules that rules rules rules.

I for one hates it soooo what a teenager to do?

Of course you back sass and be sarcastic about it.

Come on you guys you know the normal ideal rolling of the eyes, huffs and puffs. I argue and argue. But one way to handle that is what I like to call REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(Cough Cough) Back to the guide.

So I use reverse psychology on a daily basis. Especially with the rule treat others you want to be treated rule.

One day my mom yelled at me to stop walking in front of the tv like I was made of glass.

Like dude I know I'm not made of glass.(Eye Roll).

So I thought ok two can play at that game. So every time she talked to me I would say no mom you have to say 'mirror mirror on the wall' just to annoy her.

Yeah I didn't get allowance for a good month in a half. It was worth it though.

That rule proved that treating others the way you want to be tested has a up side and a down side.

I always make sure I get the last laugh and it's a big laugh. ( That sounded better in my head).

For some odd reason parents think that we do what we do on purpose.

Aren't they supposed to know everything.

Right. Correct. Ok.

Parents should know teenagers are meant to make trillions of mistakes so it can help us in the long run.

Their not supposed to step on our toes and yell at us. (If they actually step on your toes you need to give them an intervention). (SERIOUSLY).

Mistakes are golden.

And I loathe it when parents refer back to there past to teach us something. Like dude that was a dinosaur roaming era.

More on that subject in the next chapter titled: Time Traveling Idiots

"Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home."

~ Phyllis Diller

#TrueStoryBro

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