The Parents Guide

Animals

Remember those times where you were actually threatening your parents with running away if you didn't get a pet? And they told you having a pet isn't what its cracked up to be....

Well now that I actually have a pet I'm really threatening them to give it away.

I have a Yorkshire Terrier named Troi. He is really the up most awesomest lovable puppy out there.

I already know your waiting for the 'but' in this so I'm going to get it to you straight this dog:

*Barks at the times were you hit that dream state of going to school after a harsh day of doing what ever you're doing

*It took fooorreeevveerrr to get him potty trained

*Every time I grab my phone he knocks it out my hand and lays on me

*Whenever someone is close to the door he goes nuts and barks until they come inside (Even at me)

*He really thinks he can beat people up so he jumps on a lot of people even though he can only jump as high as my knee and I'm 5 ft 7.

*Whenever hes hungry he knocks things over and "tries" considerably hard to give me a puppy dog face

*Insert eye-roll here*

So you guys and gals this dog situation is not what i thought it was going to be.

Maybe I'm not just cut out for this "Animal" stuff you know.

Maybe I need to call animal planet...... hold that thought......

I'm not about to let my parents think even for a second that they were right. So i'm going to whip this dog into the modern animal. (I am not going to beat my dog in any way shape or form) I'm going to get a show dog to teach my dog the ropes and if that doesn't work.... then I'm going to try something else. Hm maybe dog therapy should work. I see it on T.V. all the time. Yeah I might do that.

Now all I have to do is scam some money from my dad or mom (or both) to get this plan into action....

*devious smile*

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person".

 Andy Rooney 

If you have a pet(s) how do you control it or them?

** Updating another chapter tomorrow**