The Parents Guide

Chores Glorious Chores

Chores are so point less to me.

If everyone just pick up their stuff we wouldn't have to do chores.

I mean like the Kitchen for example; you would have to wash dishes.

If everyone would clean up after themselves everything would be peachy.

But I warn you don't tell them that.

I told my mom that and I never thought she could get off the couch that fast.

She got in my face and like said a list full of things she does for me:

~Love me

~ Care for me

~ Gives me money

~ Drives me to school(My mom started driving when she was 27; She's 32)

~ Raise me

~ Buys me food(She can't cook)

~ Provided me with life

~ Provides me shelter

Blah.Blah.Blah.

That may be true but still if you clean up after yourself there's absolutely no need for chores.

I loathe cleaning the Bathroom.

Especially because my Step-Dad shaves in the sink and leaves the hair in there.

I'm so glad we moved because I have my own room.(Thank goodness)

I would vacuum before I sweep any day.

The only you really can get out of chores is to be sick, sick, or sick and on certain occasions the hospital.

I always fake sick.

My mom made my brothers clean the walls.

I was like why does the walls need cleaning.

The other day I had to clean all the fans in the house.

I got dust in my eyes 3 times.

Do you know how hard it is to get dust it your hair?

No I didn't think so.

The only good thing about chores is getting paid for it.

So sometimes I suck it up it just complain that I have a headache.

The best time for planning a

book is while you're doing the

dishes. -Agatha Christie

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