The Parents Guide

Aunties&Uncles

I swear your aunties and uncles are plotting all the little things you do to your parents. Their like spies with almost gray hair.

Let me stay off with (Drumroll Please): Aunties

Well a lot of people has those stereotypical aunts.

For example:

*Pinching Cheeks

*Too much red lipstick

*Big hair

*Always trying to one up their siblings

*Kisses on your forehead

*Always commenting on how big you've gotten even though you saw them 2 and a half weeks ago

*Giving you a dollar telling you to get yourself something nice

Yeah those (Shivers)

Luckly I have only 3 Aunts like that and the my other 6 Aunts aren't like that. (Large family)

But the thing about my Aunts is that I don't get money from them. Odd.....

But I won't ask for any anyway.

I'm not the type of person who likes asking people for money. I feel like a hobo, a clean nice and well dressed, hobo.

My Aunts are VERY demanding. Their like the Hulks of my not so very modern day family.

I feel bad for their kids.

Well....not really those brats get on my last nerves.

If I had 3,000 nerves I might could if I'm lucky escape with 5 of them. (Yeah that bad)

But I love kids but them that's taking it to a whole new level.

But tsk tsk you HAVE to love them. (Notice the all caps)

Now for (Drumroll please): Uncles

Now a description of your stereotypical Uncle:

*None shaving

*No job

*Always asking for money

*Got 15 different baby mommas

*Alway 'borrowing' money

I have one or maybe 2 uncles like that.

It it's something along those lines.

Their no more worse than your Aunties really.

Next Chapter: Siblings

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."

~ Franklin P. Jones

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