The Parents Guide

Family Freakin Reunions

It's something you never wanted your parents to say FAMILY REUNION.

You can stop being scared now it's just a topic in the book. (It's not real)

Ok now that panic is over lets resume.

I for one hates family reunions.

It's not that wouldn't like to sit around and get picked to watch my cousins who likes to punch each other in the face.(Sarcasm)

It's just the fact that people who you never met before are claiming to be a relative of yours.

It's annoying.

Random people saying "I haven't seen you since you were 3" or bringing up things in the past you can't remember.

Awkward moments of people coming up to you hugging you and kissing you on the cheek going "Do you remember me?"

And you really don't have a clue on Earth as to who these people are.

And why does someone always bring board games to a family reunion?

We supposed to talkimg to each other not playing Monopoly.

The only good thing about family reunions is there good food. (Yum)

But sometimes there be flavorless mac and cheese and chicken. (Yuck)

Here goes a sudden story from my brother:

He was at a family reunion and things started off okay good food nice people..... Until an unknown 'Uncle' started talking to him.

As soon as his 'Uncle' began to talk spit came flying out his mouth.

My brother was devastated for the rest of the day.

The End.

I felt so bad for him. But at least it wasn't me.

"If you cannot get rid of the family

skeleton, you may as well make it

dance."

― George Bernard Shaw

Next Chapter: How to survive Chores.

Question: Whats the best part of a family reunion?

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