The Parents Guide

Dating? Does Your Parents Know?

Dating sound simple right?

Uh I think not.

Dating is like stealing a car, you don't tell anyone. I say anyone because once your friends or someone else gets mad at you and it's over. They rat you out.

And think nothing of it.

Trust me I lived it. And no I never did it to anyone else. I might have on accident but hey that's different.

It wasn't on purpose.

I wasn't thinking right.

Awh now I feel guilty.

Dating is hard. I say that in the nicest way possible because if you want to bring them home.

That is a risk of embrassment that you're probably not even ready for.

Like when I brought my first date home.

My dad went into daddy mode.

Every teenager knows what daddy mode is and if you don't let me explain.

Your dad ask demanding questions about their past and if they have any children or criminal records basically.

So it takes like reinforcement to exit that conversation with progress.

My problem with letting your parents meet your date is that the parents immediately want to know or meet the others parents.

I mean gosh wait until the relationship progresses first.

"Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a

Date.

1. You're wearing that?

2. Something smells funny.

3. Where's the Tylenol?

4. And to think, I first wanted to date your

brother.

5. I have a confession to make...

6. My dad has a suit just like that.

7. That man is hot. Look at him.

8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever...

9. You're going to order that? Seriously?

10. You're how old?"

― Gena Showalter

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P.s. Sorry for the short chapter >.<