Daminette Oneshots and Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes

Marinette: So.Marinette: I'm in love.Marinette: With Damian.Marinette: I'm in love with Damian.Jason:Jason: Our Damian?Marinette: Yes?Marinette: ...thoughts?Jason: And prayers.

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[Married couple]2am. Damian is sitting in the office at the computer, sorting through the materials of a complex case.Marinette enters the room.Marinette: I'm a married woman!Marinette: I don't have to, I don't want to and I won't sleep alone![Takes Alfred the cat and leaves]

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Damian: Marinette I need my..Marinette: Hands him armourDamian: You forget my..Marinette: Hands him katanaDamian: Marry meMarinette: I'm filing in the documents nowDamian: Wonderful

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Marinette: I made tea.Damian: I don't want tea.Marinette: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.Damian: Then why are you telling me?Marinette: It is a conversation starter.Damian: That's a lousy conversation starter.Marinette: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Marinette: Whenever I'm going through a tough time I just look at all of you.The Batfamily: AwwMarinette: And I tell myself that if I can handle you guys every day, I can handle anything.The Batfamily:

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Damian, after watching his girlfriend do something stupid: How are you alive right now?Marinette, tired and trying her best: Oh, my love. It's through sheer spite, not on my part though. The gods have decreed me humanity's problem.

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Dick: Just be yourselfDamian: 'Be myself' Grayson, I have one chance to win Marinette over. How long did it take you to like me?Dick: Couple weeksTim: I tell you when it happensStephanie: Six monthsJason: Jury's still outDamian: See Grayson?Damian: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Marinette: Here are my options. I could.. hmm. I could slit his throat, do voodoo, suffocate him with a yoyo, throw him off the Eiffel tower, and.. Hmm? Do you have any ideas? [Turns to the side and innocently looks at Damian.]Damain: [Justice not vengeance, justice not vengeance. Bats don't kill, we don't kill, we don't kill.] No. It appears I cannot think of any ideas.Marinette: ..Are you sure Dami?Damian: ..I'm sure.Bruce would be proud.