TWENTY TWO: L-L-LOVE SHOT (VALENTINE'S SPECIAL! BAKYUUN PYON PYON PYUNNN~💜)

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"KYAH!"

HATSUNE MIKU's grip on my ear got tighter (like your mom) as she dragged all of us to a secluded area with her suddenly grown out 10 arms. I could see her fuming like a steamed kettle as BTS kyaa away.

"THAT'S IT! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO THE FEELINGS OF ONE OF YOUR MEMBIES!"

she throws us down and i kyaad in pain as my buttox hit the floor. i could hear her snap when i AHHHHHHHHHHH+#-$+#;

the next blink i could see flowers and smelly chocolate… in a kitchen?!

"i i wha where hhuh??" i turned to look around the place. I was very out of place cause I never took a shower ever since that day in the manor. wait… what manor? anyways,

a breeze past by me, i held my hair as if it could be blown away like a wig (i don't wear wigs) carrying with it the smell of all things sweet and nice.

"WHY THE HELL ARE WE IN A DAMN KITCHEN" jimin started kicking and crying and screaming. this reminded me of my mother. i haven't seen her in years and i miss her. just like papa. but papa dissapeared

"teehee! it was me. unlike YOU, I have a parental figure that drilled it onto me so I don't be stressed out about it when i go independent. UNLIKE YOU." ji hope spits from a mile away at jimin.

"YOU-" jimin was about to retort before jungkook had to headlock him to stop another battle. "JIMIN!!!!!!! GGGWWWAAAAAARRHHHHH" he says sillily.

GASP,

"who- WHOS THERE?!" my TEARS do not stop flowing. perhaps a part of it is because of the spit that seems to be flying around.

the flower decorations and chocolate are soon used as weapons and rap monster inhales a whole box of ball sized chocolates and shoots them out like he's a human gun. fortunately, suga has fallen victim and fell to the floor.

"THIS IS MY REVENGE GRWAWR !!!!!!  WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

the floor starts to shake like an earthquake as suga holds his chin up high while laughing like a… star.

"WAJAHAHA- KYYAYAAAAAAA!*!

"GGRRSWH!!!! THE LIGHT!!! I AM….!!!...!!!!!!"

suddenly a force breaks through the floor up to suga's ass causing his head to be stuck in the ceiling.

"HAHAHAAH!!! I AM KAI!!!! HELLO MY NEMESIS!!!! LONG TIME NO SEE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!" kai and BTS paid no attention to the screaming suga as they were too stunned to see.

"LISTEN, V!" he points his fingy at me, "TODAY IS THE DAY, WE'LL DECIDE ON WHO'S MORE QUALIFIED FOR EXO! WAHAHHAA!!!!!" everybody except for suga looked at me with wide eyes.

https://c.tenor.com/CNzkdFerC40AAAAM/exo-love-shot.gif
(refer to gif above but only KAI who's in the middle)

https://c.tenor.com/1PXHlkpSJtUAAAAM/taehyung-taehyung-cry.gif
(THE spit I had to endure the entire series)

i was sent with a shock wave to the extremes when KAI DID THAT MOVE. clearly, he has been practicing a lot. (????????) i tried to hold back my tears (refer to gif above but the water is debris or maybe spit)

"WAIT…. WHY ARE YOU HERE?" I pointed at him as if I was accusing him of 

"HAH! IDIOTS! HAVE YOU NOT KNOWN? THAT I ALSO DO NOT HAVE A MOTHERLY FIGURE!!! THAT'S RIGHT ASIDE FROM MY CRUSHED DREAMS! I DO NOT HAVE A MOTHER TO CONFIDE IN!!!!!!"

"DEEP DOWN I'M STILL JUST A BABY (OHHH YEAHHH BABEH). A LITTLE BABY. YOU CAN CALL ME BABY. THE SONG THAT WENT THROUGH MY HEAD… WAS IT CRY ME BABY? OR CALL ME BABY? HOPE IT'S CRY ME BABY BECAUSE YOU'RE SO PRETTY WHEN YOU CRYYYY BABBEHHHHH"

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