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Dani Wells:

What? Who are you? 11:28pm

Emily Mayfair:

As I said before, I am Emily. 11:32pm

Dani Wells:

Okay, Emily. What do you want? 11:43pm

Emily Mayfair:

Did you not read my message before...? 11:45pm

Emily Mayfair is typing...

Emily Mayfair:

I want to know, if you poured a strawberry milkshake on a guy. If so, who is he? 11:47pm

Dani Wells is typing...

Dani Wells:

Oh, are you his new girlfriend now? 11:49pm

Emily:

If I was his girlfriend, I would know who he was! 11:52pm

Dani Wells:

So you are his girlfriend? 11:58pm

Emily Mayfair:

Oh my gosh, I just can't. 12:01am

Dani Wells:

Are you calling me stupid? 12:05an

Emily Mayfair:

What? No? Of course not. I just need a yes or no answer from you. 12:07am

Dani Wells:

I am not stupid! 12:11am

Emily Mayfair:

Wait what? I didn't even call you stupid! I just want to know who he is. 12:14am

Dani Wells:

Because you are his girlfriend? 12:17am

Emily Mayfair:

What is it with you and not reading the fact that I'm not his girlfriend. 12:17am

Dani Wells:

I am not going to help you track your boyfriend! 12:20am

Emily Mayfair is typing...

Emily Mayfair:

I literally can't. I just can't. I will explain this, so you understand. 12:22an

Emily Mayfair:

I. Am. Not. His. Girlfriend. I repeat. Not. His. Girlfriend. 12:25am

Dani Wells is typing...

Dani Wells:

Oh, okay. Are you like his sister? 12:27am

Emily Mayfair is typing...

Emily Mayfair:

What? Oh my lord. 12:32am

Emily Mayfair:

You know what? Yes. Yes I am. 12:37am

Emily:

I AM HIS SISTER. 12:42am

Emily Mayfair:

I AM HIS LONG LOST SISTER! 12:45am

Emily Mayfair:

Now would you just tell me his name? 12:47am

Dani Wells:

Oh yeah sure! He is, Adam Bentley. I never knew he has a sister. 12:48am

Chat deleted & Blocked

[one hour later]

Emily Mayfair:

Adam, what did I do? I remember we went to the same school. You moved away but I never spoke to you, not once so what did I do? 1:38am