[1.1] Douchebag & Classy | ✓

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Douchebag:

Do I look fat? 3:00pm

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Classy:

Well I haven't seen you so I don't know. 3:05pm

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Douchebag:

Does the jeans make my butt look fat? 3:10pm

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Classy:

You are such an idiot. 3:11pm

Classy:

No wait. 3:11pm

Classy:

You are such a Douchebag 3:11pm

Classy:

You sent me a picture of a baboons butt! 3:12pm

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Douchebag:

That is my selfies! 3:20pm

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Classy:

A baboons butt! 3:22pm

Douchebag:

Now answer, do I look fat? 3:25pm

Classy:

Seriously? 3:30pm

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Douchebag:

So you are saying I am fat? 3:33pm

Douchebag:

Did you just call me fat? 3:33pm

Douchebag:

I may cry. 3:33pm

Douchebag:

YOU ARE SO MEAN! 3:33pm

Douchebag:

CALLING ME FAT! 3:33pm

Douchebag:

WHAT. EVEN. 3:33pm

Douchebag:

WAAAAAA WAAAAA. 3:33pm

Douchebag:

WAAAAA WAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA! 3:33pm

Douchebag:

Me crying ^ 3:33pm

Douchebag:

You make me cry! 3:34pm

Douchebag:

You are mean. 3:34pm

Douchebag:

Like I can't even right now. 3:34pm

Douchebag:

WAAAAA! WAAAA! 3:35pm

Douchebag:

These tears be falling ^ 3:36pm

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Classy:

Dude, I didn't call you fat. I just said weight doesn't matter. Stop the crying. 3:40pm

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Douchebag:

So am I a pretty butterfly? 3:41pm

Douchebag:

Are you saying I am going to spread my wings and fly? 3:41pm

Douchebag:

Are you saying that I will fly high in the sky? 3:41pm

Douchebag:

With my pony. 3:41pm

Douchebag:

Named Tony. 3:41pm

Douchebag:

He is no phoney. 3:42pm

Douchebag:

But people say he is baloney. 3:42pm

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Classy:

Don't rap, ever again. 3:44pm

Classy:

You are not a pretty butterfly. 3:47pm

Classy:

You are a baboons butt. 3:47pm

Classy:

Also, being fat or being skinny, it doesn't matter. Beauty isn't defined by weight. 3:50pm

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Douchebag:

Wow. 3:53pm

Douchebag:

That is the most... 3:53pm

Douchebag:

Sweetest thing ever! 3:53pm

Douchebag:

You are so sweet! 3:53pm

Douchebag:

I might even fake a tear. 3:53pm

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Classy:

It is all about the bass. No treble. 3:54pm

Douchebag:

Is that Meghan Trainor talking? Have you become a fan? 4:02pm

Classy:

You look like a butt crack. 4:10pm

Classy:

And shut up. I am still not a fan, just heard her on the radio.

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