[1.1] Douchebag & Classy | ✓

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Douchebag: 

We are never getting back together! 4:00pm

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Classy: 

Guessing you broke up with your better half? 4:10pm

Douchebag: 

She threw her milkshake at me. 4:11pm

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Douchebag: 

Wait what are you talking about? Better half? I am the better half! 4:11pm

Classy: 

Oh my gosh, she didn't? Did she? Exactly what you read, she is probably better than you so that means your better half obviously. 4:16pm

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Douchebag: 

Oh yes, yes she did. I was so tempted to sing "My milkshake brings all the boy in the yard, damn right it is better then yours." 4:16pm

Douchebag: 

But I didn't because I am nice and she looked like she wanted to kill me. 4:16pm

Douchebag:

I'll just pretend you were joking with that better half stuff. 4:16pm

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Classy: 

Boys? You swing that way? Not surprised she did though, you are a Douchebag. 4:19pm

Classy: 

You go pretend, whatever helps you sleep at night.4:20pm

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Douchebag: 

Well it is part of the lyrics and I don't swing that way! I swing towards the ladies. 4:24pm

Classy: 

You swing but you miss, right? 4:26pm

Douchebag:

Nah, my milkshake brings them all to my yard. I am winking right now but you can't see me. Oh well. 4:28pm

Classy:

Glad I can't see you. You face could probably crack a mirror. 4:29pm

Douchebag:

Hey! My face is an asset, it brings all the ladies. Winking again, even my wink is seductive. 4:29pm

Classy:

I really don't get how YOU broke up with HER. Shouldn't it be the other way round? 4:30pm

Douchebag:

You wound me, I think I am going to cry. Yes, I am going to cry. 4:33pm

Classy:

I thought boys don't cry?4:33pm

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Douchebag: 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 4:35pm

Douchebag: 

^ How I sound when I cry ^ 4:35pm

Classy: 

Please shut up, for the love of my sanity shut up. 4:38pm

Douchebag: 

Boys don't cry. Men do. 4:39pm

Douchebag:

WAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA 4:39pm

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Classy:

Oh, you are a man now? Since when? 4:40pm

Douchebag:

Since my milkshake could bring all them ladies. 4:42pm

Classy:

I really want to meet the girl who dumped her milkshake on you, she is my hero. Wait, funny how you dumped her and she dumped her milkshake on you! Laughing way too hard. 4:45pm

Douchebag:

I don't find this funny at all, it was strawberry milkshake and I hate strawberries. 4:48pm

Classy:

Oh gosh, you smell like strawberries? I love strawberries! 4:49pm

Douchebag:

See? 4:52pm

Classy:

What? 4:53pm

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Douchebag:

My milkshake brings all the boys to my yard. 4:54pm

Douchebag:

Girls* 4:55pm

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Classy:

Oh hush up and you keep on singing that. A guy might actually fall for you. 4:56pm

Classy: 

Yes, I meant guy. 4:58pm

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