[1.1] Douchebag & Classy | ✓

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Douchebag:

Today is going so slow, make it go faster Classy. 1:03pm

Classy is typing...

Classy:

Mondays have always been slow and horrible. 1:30pm

Douchebag:

Are you have lunch right now? 1:32pm

Classy:

Yes, the damn sun is blocking my eyes. 1:36pm

Douchebag:

I accidentally packed an apple in my lunch. Ew. 1:39pm

Classy:

Please don't tell me you hate apples! 1:42pm

Douchebag:

Please don't tell me you like apples! 1:44pm

Classy:

How can you hate apples? 1:45pm

Douchebag:

How can you like apples? 1:46pm

Classy:

Stop copying what I am saying. 1:48pm

Douchebag:

Why don't you? 1:50pm

Classy:

Stop it! 1:52pm

Douchebag:

That is it, we are over. How can you like apples? They are disgusting. 1:58pm

Classy:

They are healthy. 2:02pm

Douchebag:

Ew healthy food. 2:04pm

Classy:

Ew Douchebags. 2:05pm

Douchebag:

Hey! That isn't nice. 2:07pm

Classy:

Who said I was nice? 2:12pm

Douchebag:

You wound me fair lady, I may not be able to recover. 2:13pm

Classy:

You just had English didn't you? 2:17pm

Douchebag:

One hour of Shakespeare, I want to just crawl in a hole and cry. 2:21pm

Classy:

While, I'm sitting comfortably eating my lunch. 2:25pm

Douchebag:

You were suppose to feel sorry for me. 2:27pm

Classy:

I didn't realise there was a script I should follow. 2:32pm

Douchebag:

Well you wouldn't be that good of an actress anyway. 2:37pm

Classy:

I'll have you know, in my school play back when I was five I played one of the kids in the play of peter pan. Everyone said I did amazing. 2:39pm

Douchebag:

Did you have lines? 2:42pm

Classy:

That isn't the point. 2:46pm

Douchebag:

You didn't have any lines. Wait, you played a boy? Hahahah! 2:48pm

Classy:

That isn't the point! The point is everyone loved my acting. 2:52pm

Douchebag:

What did you even do? 2:56pm

Classy:

Laugh when someone said a joke. 2:59pm

Douchebag:

That is it? 3:01pm

Classy:

I laughed really well, that is what everyone said. 3:03pm

Douchebag:

Oh dear, you are delusional Classy. 3:08pm

Classy:

Quit being a hater! 3:12pm

Douchebag:

I have got to go, class is soon. 3:15pm

Classy:

See you tomorrow! 3:17pm