[1.1] Douchebag & Classy | ✓

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Douchebag:

English is boring. 9:30am

Douchebag: 

Save me! 9:32am

Douchebag:

Don't let me die, save me! 9:32am

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Classy: 

I am in Maths. Maths is hell. 9:37am

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Douchebag: 

English is worst, got to learn about this Shakespeare fella. 9:40am

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Classy: 

Oh gosh, I love Romeo and Juliet! 9:42am

Douchebag: 

Really? 9:43am

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Classy: 

Oh heck no. Romeo and Juliet, is so whiny all they do is complain how they can't be together. Then they kill themselves. Two whiny teenagers not getting what they want. 9:44am

Douchebag:

Can I write that in my Shakespeare essay? 9:45am

Classy:

If you do, you would ace it. Be sure you write 'Shakespeare is boring.' 9:45am

Douchebag:

I have never got an A in English! Thank you for the help. 9:47am

Classy:

WAIT, WAIT. DON'T WRITE THAT! AND ARE YOU DOING AN ESSAY, RIGHT NOW? 9:54am

Douchebag:

I wasn't actually going to write that. I am not that stupid and yes, I am writing an essay right now. 9:58am

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Classy:

You are that stupid. 9:59am

Classy:

And aren't essays written in controlled conditions? And you are texting! Naughty, Naughty. 10:00am

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Douchebag:

I haven't got caught because I am magical. Aren't you suppose to be doing Maths? 10:01am

Classy:

Maths is stupid. 10:02

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Douchebag:

Shakespeare is stupid but Juliet does remind me of something... 10:02am

Classy:

Don't say the girl who starts with T... 10:02am

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Douchebag:

MARRY ME, JULIET, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE. 10:03am

Douchebag:

IT'S A LOVE STORY, BABY JUST SAY YES! 10:03am

Classy:

Taylor? Taylor Swift, right?10:05am

Douchebag:

Yeah, how did you know? Do you listen to Taylor Swift?! 10:08m

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Classy:

Oh no! No! You always type a Taylor Swift song, I took a wild guess.10:08am

Classy: 

I am not a fan of her. 10:08am

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Douchebag:

I bet deep down, you are a Swiftie.10:10am

Douchebag:

You sing all songs in your head. 10:10am

Douchebag:

I bet you even have a Taylor Swift poster.10:11am

Douchebag:

Where you at?10:12am

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Classy:

I am not. Not now, not ever. Go write your essay, I almost got caught with my phone. 10:13am

Douchebag:

You aren't sly like me, I am a secret agent. 10:14am

Classy:

Aren't secret agents, not suppose to say they are secret agents?10:15am

Douchebag:

SHOOT. MY COVER IS BLOWN! I am going to have to kidnap you. 10:16am

Classy:

Like to see you try. 10:17am

Douchebag:

I bet you would. I am winking again. 10:18am

Classy:

Aren't you writing an essay? In controlled conditions? I don't think you should wink...10:22am

Douchebag:

MY COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN. MY TEACHER IS WALKING TOWARDS ME. SHE IS WALKING TOWARDS ME. SAVE ME JULIET! SAVE ME! 10:24am

Classy:

No thank you and you are NOT my Romeo. 10:30am

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