[three months worth of emails later]
"Hello, sorry I can't answer your call right now. I am either really busy or ignoring you but leave a message after the beep"
"I spilt ketchup on myself and my t-shit is white."
"I guess you deserve that for being such a douchebag."
"Emily?"
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[1.1] Douchebag & Classy | ✓
Short Story"How have you not fallen in love with me?" "Easy, you're a douchebag." Dialogue Story [1 in Short Story 23/7/2015]