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[three months worth of emails later]

"Hello, sorry I can't answer your call right now. I am either really busy or ignoring you but leave a message after the beep"

"I spilt ketchup on myself and my t-shit is white."

"I guess you deserve that for being such a douchebag."

"Emily?"

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