Raising Sailor

Microwaveable meals...

When we got home we packed away the many things we had gotten from the shops.
Cameron wasn't home and I missed him.
He was still at work, he gets home around six but sometimes later.

"Hayden and I just need to go out real quick, Levi will you make Sailor and yourself some microwaveable meals, just throw it in the microwave and turn it on, we will be back soon, no fighting, be good, I trust you Levi!" Said Austin walking out the door.

I hated microwaveable meals, they were always disgusting mushy food.
"I don't want that food, it's disgusting!" I cried.
"Well you have to eat it!"
"But I don't want it!" I shouted .
"Hey, stop shouting!" Said Levi.

Levi's POV

All I have to do is throw this in the microwave.
This should be easy!
I look down at it.
It was mushy peas mash potatoes mushy carrots and some type of meat.
This looked disgusting!
There was plastic all around it.
I don't think I need to take the plastic off, Austin didn't say to, he just told me to throw it in the microwave.
So I did.
That was easier then I thought.

I put the timer to ten minutes.

Sailor was sitting at the table throwing a fit because she didn't want to eat it.
God she is so annoying.

Sailors POV

"I don't want it!" I cried
"Its not even made yet, cry when you're eating it, not now!"

After things calmed down Levi was watching TV and I was sitting at the table waiting for my disgusting food.
Then I noticed something.
"Levi?"
"What?"
"I think something is wrong with my food?"
"What?" He asked once again except this time slightly more worried.
"There's smoke coming out of it!"
He ran over to it, still in the microwave.
Then we heard a huge bang.
It was on fire.
Flames were coming out of it.
Soon all we could see through the little window in the microwave was red and orange flames.

"OH MY GOD, SHIT, WHAT DO I DO?" Screamed Levi.
"MY DINNER!" I cried.
"WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR DINNER OUR MICROWAVE IS ABOUT TO FUCKING BLOW UP!"
"DON'T SAY THAT WORD!" I sobbed
"SHIT! DO I TAKE IT OUT?"
"WE ARE GOING TO DIE!"
"STOP CRYING!"
"I CAN'T!"

More booms and flames came out of it.
I was now hysterical.

"WILL I THROW WATER OVER IT?"
"FIREMAN SAM DOES THAT SO MAYBE?"
"ITS GOING TO BLOW!"
"I DON'T WANT IT TO!" I cried
Levi ran over to me and picked me up.
I wrapped my arms around him, still balling my eyes out.

Suddenly Hayden and Austin rushed in.
They must have heard our screams because they looked concerned.
"WHATS HAPPENING?" Asked Austin frantically.
"MY DINNER IS ON FIRE!" I cried.
"WHAT?" Asked Hayden.
"OUR MICROWAVE IS GOING TO BLOW UP!" Screamed Levi.

Austin quickly plugged it out and poured water over my dinner that was on fire. He then quickly got the whole microwave and threw it out the window.

Levi sighed in relief and placed me back on the ground.

"What the fuck Levi?"
"How is this my fault?"
"YOU FORGOT TO TAKE THE PLASTIC OFF YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBASS!"
"What? Since when do you take the plastic off, and you said just throw it in the microwave!"
"Not literally!"
Austin sighed.

I stood there crying still in shock after seeing my dinner go on fire and our microwave get thrown out the window.

"It's okay Sailor!" Hayden Comforted .
"Let's just try get the smell of burnt food out of the house before Cameron comes home!" Suggested Hayden.
"How?" Asked Austin putting his hands over his face, clearly stressed.
"Lightning candles?" Suggested Levi.
"NO! No more fires!"
"God, it was just a suggestion!" Mumbled Levi.

"There's air fresheners in the bathroom I'll go get that!" Said Hayden running upstairs.

"You two, open all the windows and doors, Cameron should get back at six so we have less then twenty minutes, if even, oh and Sailor try make it look like you haven't just witnessed the microwave get thrown out the window, basically don't look so traumatised, I'll go try hide our microwave outside!" Said Austin
"Okay!" I say running to the windows to open them.

Once we opened all the windows and doors and Hayden sprayed so much air freshener we nearly died of suffocation and Austin disposed of our microwave it was about six o'clock.
Cameron should be home any minute now.

"I see his car!" Shouted Hayden.
"Okay when we comes in, don't mention anything about our microwave if he asks just say we don't know what he is talking about and that we never had a microwave! Oh and if he is wondering why all the windows are open just say we were really warm!" Explained Austin.

We all sat on the sofa desperately trying to look 'normal'.

Cameron walked in and immediately said
"why is our microwave in the middle of the road?"