ᴘᴏsɪᴏɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ (ᴀ sᴇǫᴜᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛɪᴇ)

Rock Hard..;)

I was at my house, a.k.a. in Tommy's land, and I felt a buzz in my pocket. I took it out and it was a communicator? It was from Technoblade saying, 'how was yesterday? Was it okay?'. I texted back, 'uhm this mission might take awhile'.

I wish there was an easy way to go to Techno's house. I went next to Tommy's house to get some carrots from his farm since he asked me to help and put it in his chest yesterday. I got the carrots and placed it inside his large chest in his house. I suddenly felt someone cover my mouth from the back. Seconds later, I was knocked out. What the hell?!

...

I woke up to be sitting on a chair, not like a hostage but y'know a chair at a restaurant. I blinked my eyes slowly and saw a man with a beanie? Interesting... He was infront of me, watching me as well.

"Ah, glad to see you awake!"

"Quackity? Is that you?"

"Ding ding ding! That's correct, smarter than I thought."

Wow, why does all the men in here look so damn hot?! They look like they're characters and it's just- wow. I mean, I look good aswell but the MEN?!? THEY LOOK SO GOOD! Ughhh why am I like this. I could date anyone here to be honest.

"Uhm thanks but where am I? What is this place?"

"Mi amor, this is my land, Las Nevadas." Oh so that's where I was.

"Why am I here?" I tilted my head slightly. (I'm sorry I just like it) he shushed me.

"Shhhh...I'll tell you but come, follow me." He got up and walked outside of the restaurant. I followed behind him. We were walking around Las Nevadas. It was very beautiful in person, I might like staying in this minecraft reality.

"Sooo, can you tell me now?" He chuckled.

"Listen, I've been building this place out and working on it and yeah, just alot of things have been done to it and I wanted to ask you," he stopped to look at me.

"Would you like to join Las Nevadas? The first person I thought of was you. I think you'd fit right in with the core of it and the core of the country, mi vida."

"Oh- well- uh— uhm- I'm honoured since I'm the first one uh- I'm- really happy for your country and stuff- but- I just- I don't know, I mean- I'll just cut to the chase, no. I'm sorry Quackity, Las Nevadas is a wonderful place but it's a no."

"Why not? I know what type of person you are." What was that suppose to mean?

"Uhm, just- I'll think about it okay?" He smirked and nodded.

"Adiós mi amor."

"Bye Quackity." 

...

I was at the bridge of coming to Pandora's Vault, the lava almost at the bottom. Before he flicked the lever, I took a pillow from the bed and came back to the brick bridge. 

"What are you doing Y/N?!"

"The obisidian floor isn't comfortable. You can check the pillow if you'd like, but it's the prison's pillow sooo.."

"Let me check the pillow Y/N." I nodded and passed it to him. After he was done, he sighed and threw it to me. Luckily, I catched it in time.

"Move with the bridge, understood?"

"Understood." The flicked the lever as I walked to Dream's cell. His body movements looked like he was happy to see me but I couldn't tell about his facial expressions since he had the mask. The lava went back down and the netherite bricks were down as well. 

"Hi Y/N!!" He happily said. I giggled.

"Hi Dream!" I placed the pillow on the floor and sat on it. "What are you doing?" 

"Sitting on a pillow, it's better than your rock hard-... MATTRESS! MATTRESS!" He did his wheeze-like laugh. 

"OH- M— PAHAHAaAaa- Y- Y/N! WhY-?!" He wheezed. I laughed.

"DON'T THINK OF IT THE WRONG WAY! I SAID YOUR ROCK HARD MATTRESS! NOT ROCK HARD-! DREAMMM!" He laughed even louder. "MY ROCK HARD WHAT? FINISH IT! FINISH IT!"

"DREAM! NO!" I laughed.

"FINISH IT OR I WILL CARRY YOU AND THROW YOU INTO THE LAVA!"

"WHAT?! LIES!" He picked me up by my waist and my stomach now on his shoulder.

"NO NO NO NO NO! DREEAAAAMMMMM!"

"FINISH IT THEN!"

"Your."

"Rock."

"Hard."

"..."

He was waiting. If I said it, he would die laughing and drop me. Maybe if I just...I kicked my leg to his stomach and he would let me go. I ran to the corner of the room near the chest.

"SAMMMM! HELPP! GUARD! GUARD!" I screamed as he laughed.

"Oh Y/N~~~" he slowly walked towards me. 

"NoOOooOOOo!"

"SAY IT AND I WON'T TICKLE YOU TO DEATH." He shouted as he approached me a little bit quicker.

"OKAY OKAY YOUR ROCK HARD FUCKING COCK!" He stopped and laughed as loud as he could. He laughed and fell onto the floor, curled up into a ball. "PAHAHHHAHAAHHAHAHAAH- OH MY— G-GOD Y/N! PAHAH—HAH-"

"Haha, really funny Dream." The lava went down and Sam looked at us. "What in the world are you two even talking about." That made us laugh even harder as Sam was so confused. 

"D-DrEahM- I tHink PAhAH- I said that too L-LOud." He wheezed.

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I re-read this chapter and it made me laugh a lil bit #iamfunnyhahahahatotallynotlyinghahaha