Vander x Fem!reader

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HOWDY!!! Today I present you a Vander x reader Fic!!! but not just any Vander x reader fic, its a fic about the reader on their period. Thanks to the person who recommended this. (you know who you are, sorry i just don't know i how to tag people lol)

 THis is Vander x Fem! reader. JUST LETTING YALL KNOW THIS MIGHT BE CRINGE AF!!!! 

ALSO THIS IS A FEM READER BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO IDENTIFY AS A FEMALE/WOMAN TO GET A PERIOD, PEOPLE OF ALL GENDERS AND PRONOUNS CAN GET PERIODS!!!




It was Saturday afternoon, the Friday before was vanders birthday so you, vander and the kids decided to all have a family game night. And by game night that meant heading down to the old arcade and playing all the broken down machines. And  now that it was the next morning you were absolutely exhausted. living in the undercity meant that the tall buildings blocked any sunlight from waking you up in the morning, the second best thing to wake someone is the snoring of their beloved. So of course Your husband Vander and his loud snoring woke you up. It never bothered you, it was just loud. when your eyelids finaly did open you saw Vander on the other side of the bed, NOT cuddling you, thats a first. you slowly hopped out of bed and got ready for the day. you went to the bathroom to brush your teeth and well... use the bathroom dun. you sat on the toilet thinking of your plans for the day and- OH FUUUUUUUUCK. there it was: a red toilet bowl. of course you didn't mind. it was completely natural for your body to do this and on any other occasion you would have literaly not given to shits but this weekend was vanders birthday weekend you guys were supposed to have fun! at this point vander was somewhat awake due to the scurrying of your feet all morning.

"VANDER!!" you yelped

"VANDE-" "What is it love?" he answered back softly, his voice sounded coarse but still sweet.

"can you bring me a pad honey?" you ask. obviosly vander fetched you what you needed. and slid it under the door. with the quick cruch of the paper and a flush of the toilet you waddled out of the bathroom.

"morning love," vander spoke while sitting on your shared bed.

"mornin" you grumpily answered back.

"Are you okay darlin'?" your husband questioned, he knew that you were grumpy he just didnt understand why.

"no, nothings wrong i'm fine, everything's fine" you huffed laying of the bed crossing your arms. Vander only let out a light chuckle in response. You let out a huge groan now laying on the bed with you arms and legs spread out.

'today HAS to be perfect, It's Vanders birthday week end. PULL IT TOGETHER Y/N JUST BECAUSE YOUR FEELING CRAPPY DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYONE ELSE DAY!!'  you thought to yourself. And with one swift movement you pushed yourself back up of a the bed standing right next to Vander

"so what do you want to do today? after all it is your birthday week end" you spoke trying to sound as happy as possible.

" anything is fine with me love, as long as your comfortable" he smiled. gosh this guy couldn't be selfish to save his life!

"well.... then I suppose we should make breakfast!" you jumped quickly walking over to the dresser to pick an outfit for you and Vander to wear. you tossed him over the outfit you picked for the day while you quickly started shimming out of your pajamas and hoping into your new clothes for the day. you couldn't help but notice him staring at you but of course you brushed it off.  After you changed you practicably hopped out of the room and ran downstairs to the bar, of course it wasnt opened on a weekend so it was used as a house for now. just as you had gotten all the ingredients out for bilo bilo (Filipino desert dish containing: tapioca, coconut milk, sugar, yams and jackfruit) you just turned on the stove and placed a pot over it. you had heard the creaking of the stars, finally Vander was done getting ready. Vander stood behind you hugging your wait and pressing kisses to the back you your neck

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