So first off
I made this shitshot like three weeks ago
So if there are any misspellings that's why
Anygay hope you enjoy my bullshit as always
( luz ) hey amity come see our daughter
( amity ) awww she's so cute
( luz ) so what are we going to name her?
( amity ) hmmm bitch?
( luz ) what? No what the hell amity
( amity ) o ya sorry about that i was thinking about you
( luz ) aww thank yo- wait did you just call me a bitch?
( amity ) ummm no
( luz ) ok whatever think of more names
( amity ) bitch, fucker, shit life and little piece of-
( luz ) stop just sto- OMG did yOU JUSt YEEt our child
( amity ) is that a question?
( luz ) fuck no
( amity ) and it's not my child
( luz ) wait ho-how do you know-
( amity ) know what know that you cheated on. WITH FUCKING HOOTY
( luz ) amity I'm sorr-
( amity ) i didn't even know hooty had a cock. Wait does hooty have a cock
Is hooty even a boy?. I i- i-i- i HAVE SO SO MANY QUESTIONS LUZ
( luz ) amity if you let me explai-
( hooty jr ) hoot hoot hooty hoot hoot hooty hoot hoot hooty hoot. Hooty hoot hoot hoot hooty hoot. Hoot
( amity ) you-you actually got a point there
( hooty jr ) hoot
( amity ) but i don't give a single fuck about you
( luz ) amity stop
( amity ) why should i BITCH
( luz ) because think about our child
( amity ) i told you that thing is NOT MY FUCKING Child
( luz ) stop swearing
( amity ) or what, are you gonna go cry to mommy. O wait you Can't because she died two fucking years ago
( eda ) what's going o-
( luz ) FUCK OFF EDA
( hooty ) luz didn't just fuck me hoot hoot, Hunter, skara and gus hoot hoot
( amity ) you piece of fucking shit. I don't really care about everyone. The only person i care about is hooty, why did you fuck hooty?
( luz ) amity you need to wake up
( amity ) what?
( luz ) amity wake up wake up wake up you've been sleeping for 12 years wake up wake up wake up
( amity ) *wakes up* uh wh-what the fuck just happened
( luz ) o amity good you're awake. come see our daughter
( amity ) ....
( luz ) amity are you ok?
( amity ) does it LOOK LIKE I'm OKAY? BITCH
( luz ) um no?. is that a question?
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Authors note
That's right i'm back on my bullshit
And oh, no!
I'm on an entirely new level of bullshit
I have transcended to a plane of absolute fuckery u
mere mortals can only dream of
Anygay back to the story
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( luz ) anyway what are we gonna name her?
( amity ) i think i know it's name
( luz ) you mean you have a name?
( amity ) the name is hooty jr
( luz ).. .. .. .. Um uuuuuuuh amity are you ok do you have the common mold? a again
( amity ) shut the hell up you cheating homophobic bitch ass motherfucker
( luz ) i-i-i i think we should take a break from each other
( amity ) hell no we are getting a divorce
( luz ) *crying* i you o-O-o-k-k-ok amity
( amity ) ya im ok actually i'm great
( luz ) amity i think something is wron-
Amity then cast the death spell on luz's baby
( luz ) what the fuck did you just do?
( amity ) o nothing just a little funny spell
( luz ) That's it i Am SICK OF YOUR SHIT MISS BLIGHT
( amity ) well im not
( eda ) hey i have some lsd. you want some guys?
( amity ) NO WE DON'T WANT TO OVERDOSE AGAIN
( luz ) NO WE DON'T WANT TO OVERDOSE
( hooty ) fuck off eda hoot hoot
( amity ) shut up hooty
5 years later. Luz and amity are divorced now btw
( luz ) *at work* hello sir welcome to sex r us!
( pervert ) hi um do you have any rule 34 of the show dog house?
( luz ) ya over there!!
( pervert ) thank you
A few minutes later
( luz ) hello sir welcome to sex r u- . . . . . . Amity?
( amity ) luz?
( luz ) get the fuck out
( amity ) no, i'm here to buy a sex doll. . . And a photo of you
( luz ) fine that well be 899.99 dollars, wait why do you need a photo of me?
( amity ) um i just need a photo of you, also you have to be nude in the photo
( luz ) That's why you want a photo of me
TO BE CONTINUED
Or not
I don't know
If you want me to do a part two of this wired shit
than i guess i can
YOU ARE READING
Lumity on crack and dumb shit
ContoThe cover art isn't mine and idk who made it. This is just i book i write in when i am bored. I call tham shitshots. shitshots are like oneshots but shit. Also the writing in this is shit accomplished #18 in amityxluz #1 in blightsexual #11 in dumb ...
