Amity puts her child in the microwave

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( amity ) hey luz were are you going?

( luz ) to the store why

( amity ) *in mind* yes i can finally put our child in the microwave. . . . . .again

( luz ) ok well I'm going to the store, oh and don't PUT OUR CHILD IN THE MICROWAVE. . . Again 

( amity ) ok byeee. Finally she's gone now were is that child of mine

( child ) hey mom

( amity ) oh there you are

( child ) mom is two plus two four?

( amity ) no you dumb child it's five

( child ) i hate you

( amity ) that's it in the microwave you go

( child ) wait n-no no please not again

( amity ) hmmm how long four five no FIFTEEN MINUTES

( Child ) NO-

( luz ) im ho-AMITY BLIGHT

( amity ) umm it wasn't me *jumps out window*

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