( amity ) hey luz were are you going?
( luz ) to the store why
( amity ) *in mind* yes i can finally put our child in the microwave. . . . . .again
( luz ) ok well I'm going to the store, oh and don't PUT OUR CHILD IN THE MICROWAVE. . . Again
( amity ) ok byeee. Finally she's gone now were is that child of mine
( child ) hey mom
( amity ) oh there you are
( child ) mom is two plus two four?
( amity ) no you dumb child it's five
( child ) i hate you
( amity ) that's it in the microwave you go
( child ) wait n-no no please not again
( amity ) hmmm how long four five no FIFTEEN MINUTES
( Child ) NO-
( luz ) im ho-AMITY BLIGHT
( amity ) umm it wasn't me *jumps out window*
YOU ARE READING
Lumity on crack and dumb shit
Short StoryThe cover art isn't mine and idk who made it. This is just i book i write in when i am bored. I call tham shitshots. shitshots are like oneshots but shit. Also the writing in this is shit accomplished #18 in amityxluz #1 in blightsexual #11 in dumb ...