At dinner
( luz ) *takes a sip of pepsi* thanks for getting mcdonald's mama
( camilla ) you guys are welcome
( luz ) you guys ever wonder how many holes are in a straw
( camilla ) no because it obvious a straw only as one hole
( amity ) ya it only has one hole.... i think i uhhhhh um.......
( luz ) its ok amity don't think about it too hard
( amity ) ok i wont
At night
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Wait am i thinking about it by trying not to think about it.... I don't uhhhh...... How many fucking holes are in a straw!
( vee ) go the fuck to bed amity
( amity ) i-i-i can't it-it-its the straws
( vee ) the straws?
( amity ) ya the straws thay are tormenting me
( vee ) how are straws tormenting you
( amity ) i uh um thay uh-
( vee ) just go to bed please
( amity ) ok
The next day
( luz ) good morning sweet potato how did you sleep
( amity ) uhhhhhh great i had a fantastic sleep
( vee ) *whispers* she's lying
( luz ) what did you say vee
( amity ) ... vee didn't say anything she just uhh is tired she didn't get any sleep
( luz ) uh ok then...
THE END
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Lumity on crack and dumb shit
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