Amity has a mental breakdown over straws

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At dinner 


( luz ) *takes a sip of pepsi* thanks for getting mcdonald's mama 

( camilla ) you guys are welcome 

( luz ) you guys ever wonder how many holes are in a straw 

( camilla ) no because it obvious a straw only as one hole 

( amity ) ya it only has one hole.... i think i uhhhhh um....... 

( luz ) its ok amity don't think about it too hard 

( amity ) ok i wont 

At night


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Wait am i thinking about it by trying not to think about it.... I don't uhhhh...... How many fucking holes are in a straw! 

( vee ) go the fuck to bed amity 

( amity ) i-i-i can't it-it-its the straws 

( vee ) the straws? 

( amity ) ya the straws thay are tormenting me 

( vee ) how are straws tormenting you 

( amity ) i uh um thay uh- 

( vee ) just go to bed please 

( amity ) ok 

The next day

( luz ) good morning sweet potato how did you sleep 

( amity ) uhhhhhh great i had a fantastic sleep 

( vee ) *whispers* she's lying 

( luz ) what did you say vee 

( amity ) ... vee didn't say anything she just uhh is tired she didn't get any sleep

( luz ) uh ok then...



THE END

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