Luz and amity get drunk and don't die

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( luz ) hey amity i found some wine 

( amity ) oh, cool i gusse 

( luz ) what do you mean i gusse, eda and king are gonna be gone for the next two days, which means we can get drunk all we like 

( amity ) i don't know luz, what if we drink to much and you know. . . . . .Fucking die 

( luz ) relax amity, we're not going to die 

( amity ) ok Fine 

14 drinks later

( amity ) h-hey LuZ 

( luz ) Ey AmItY 

( amity ) Do You EVeR hopeleshsnesh, LiKe nA mAtTeR WhAt YOu dO NoThInG wIlL ChAgNe 

( luz ) ............yA 

( amity ) *gets up* wE sHoULD lIke Dooo sOmETHING 

( luz ) SurE wHaT de yOu WaNt tO Doo 

( amity ) i DoN't kNoWww.................WhAt dO yOU WaNT To Do 

( luz ) i DoN't kNoW wHaT de yOu WaNt tO do

One hour of luz and amity repeating "i don't know what do you want to do" later

( amity ) *waking up* l-luz wh-what are you doing

( luz ) oh a-a-AmIty yOu'Re Up, i'M jUsT DriNkInG My FiFth BotTle oF WhiSssKy

( amity ) you mean glass right

( luz ) No BOtTLE 

( amity ) oh Fucking jesus luz you're gonna die


The end

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Fun fact: this shitshot was best on the time my dumbass thought it would be a good idea to drink a whole bottle of wine with my friend

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