( luz ) *sleeping*aww it's soooo cute
( amity ) finally luz is asleep, that means i can finally steal luz's he-
( azura ) mom i think i'm drunk
( amity ) oh um ahhhhh just go to bed
( azura ) ok
( luz ) *not asleep anymore* i'm awake hey amit-where's amity? wait where's my HEART
at a coffee shop
( police man ) police open up!
( amity ) never-
( police man #2 ) you're under arrest
( amity ) i only sold lsd once i promise
( police man #3 ) no not that
( police man #2 ) You're under arrest for theft
( amity ) wait wh-what did i steal?
( luz ) *in cute voice* my heart
( azura ) um if amity stole your heart shouldn't you be dead?
( luz ) azura your 18 you should know it's a metaphor
( azura ) whatever
( luz ) anyway as i was saying. . . . .amity blight will you be my wife?
( amity ) no
( luz ) wh-wha-i-i-NO?
( amity ) i mean you can't marry someone who's doesn't exist
( azura ) yea mom
( amity ) luz none of this is real you've been in a coma since you were 14
( luz ) wh-wh-bu-but the boiling isles?
( amity ) all in your head
(it's all in your head)
(it's all in your head)
YOU ARE READING
Lumity on crack and dumb shit
Cerita PendekThe cover art isn't mine and idk who made it. This is just i book i write in when i am bored. I call tham shitshots. shitshots are like oneshots but shit. Also the writing in this is shit accomplished #18 in amityxluz #1 in blightsexual #11 in dumb ...
