The toilet seat.
You know how much of a neat freak I am, Aaron.
You'd finish your business, and leave the toilet seat flipped up. And sometimes, the worst part is - you don't flip it down even if I asked you to.
I'm a neat freak to the point where you have once called me a perfectionist -
Someone you needed badly in your life.
And now you whine about me being too goody-good,
Too well-rounded or just too good.
I recall you telling me to use the other washroom in our home, but why do I have to adjust to you?
Why can't you use the other washroom and leave the toilet seat up?
I hate that.
I hate you.
I'm leaving.
That's it.
I'm done,
With you and all your needs -
Until you came home with ninety-nine crimson roses in hand, kneeling on one knee.
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yo i went there
is he gonna propose
omf
would you take it? After alllll that?
lemme know!
dedicated to all who votes and comments
pls go read 100 Sorrowful Sentences! ;)
xo
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57 Reasons to Break Up | Aaron Ramsey
FanfictionIf you ever need a reason to break up, here's 57 valid and invalid truths and lies for you to tell; told to an Arsenal player by a short girl. © propensity, 2014-2015. Cover by @footbaII.
