14: HPBR when you crack an egg on their head

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Harry:

Flinches and makes a weird face

"Umm alright what was that for?"

Too confused to be mad

Tries to do it back to you but probably ends up missing so it lands on someone else

Ron:

"OW- BLOODY HELL WHAT WAS THAT FOR??"

Thinks you're mad at him for something he did and won't stop asking why you did it even though you said it was just for fun.

Ends up doing it to you at dinner and getting you to help him doing it to the twins

Draco:

Throws a massive temper tantrum.

Like you have never seen this man so upset.

"You're going to pay for this."

Throws out an ungodly amount of "my father will hear about this" as he tries to get the egg out.

Calls you every name in the book.

Eventually storms off to get the egg removed.

Hexes you on his way out.

Probably breaks up with you/ends your friendship for a week.

When he gets his father to yell at you, you just pull out another egg to throw at his father and mans is fuming. His father chases you, egg still dripping down, around the school throwing hexes at you and probably a few "Avada kedavra"s while Draco starts to see the funny side of it.

Now Draco uses magic to drop a bunch of eggs on the heads of people he doesn't like. You've created a monster.

Cedric:

"You know egg is actually really good for your hair?"

Just laughs it off and walks away to take his 56th shower of the day

You assume he just doesn't care but later in the day you get an egg cracked on your head too but really makes sure to get the egg everywhere

"Didn't think I'd let you get away with it did you?"

Tom:

Before you even get the chance to put it on his head he knows what you're going to do and just "Avada Kedavra"

That's it. Not even tryna be lazy but like he would do that if you even tried to mess up his hair

Mattheo:

Just turns around, death stares you and raises an eyebrow while he still has egg dripping down his head.

Tries to keep that look but ends up breaking out laughing.

Tackles you and starts tickling you while getting egg all over you on purpose.

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