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Hi sorry for lack of posting, school started again and I'm busy being a scrunkly biromantic psychology nerd. Also rewriting All We Know is taking so much time holy shit- I'm only getting through like one chapter a night. Take some incorrect quotes for your troubles, ARGbur oneshot soonish?

Incorrect Quotes

Jimmy: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
fWhip: You would eat yourself?
Jimmy: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Joel: What do you think Grian will do for a distraction?
Impulse: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Impulse: ... or he could do that.

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Shelby: I trust Sausage.
Scott: You think he knows what he's doing?
Shelby: I wouldn't go that far.

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Tommy: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling lately are actually "severe psychological trauma".

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Katherine: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Oli: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Phil: Have you seen a guy named Techno around here?
Wilbur: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Tommy: It looks fine to me?
Wilbur: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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Lizzie: What’s something you guys are better than Oli at?
Joel: Minecraft.
Callum: Yeah, video games.
Gem: Stability.

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Mumbo: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Scar, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Oli: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

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Jack: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Scott: *turning to Wisp* How tall are you?

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Xisuma: Why are you on the floor?
Ren: I'm depressed.
Ren: Also I was stabbed, can you get Doc, please.

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Pearl: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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Cleo: We need to distract these guys
Bdubs: Leave it to me
Bdubs: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Iskall, Stress, and False: *Immediately begin arguing*
Tango, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Ranboo: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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His twitch chat: Oli, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad after being possessed by the orb!
Oli: Well of course I have.
Oli: Have you ever tried going mad without an orb?
Oli: It's boring.

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fWhip, about Jimmy: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Sausage: Are we stealing them?
Joey: New or used?
fWhip: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Tubbo: You have to apologize to Ranboo
Tommy: Fine.
Tommy: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Joel: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Lizzie: You need to stop.

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Tubbo: A theif.
Eret: Thief?
Tubbo: Theif.
Eret: I before E, except after C.
Tubbo: Thceif.
Eret: No.

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Scott: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Scott: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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Bonus: [a quote from me]

Charlie: I currently have every number in the alphabet-
Charlie: Fuck.

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Hope yall giggled xx