'Penelope, I swear to fucking god

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TW: mentions self-harm and suicide notes along with attempts of suicide And VULGARE LANGUAGE.

Jose's P.O.V. I come home from picking up the kids and I see my wife coming downstairs immediately I was very suspicious. I said that I was tired from last night (it's not what you think getcha your mind outta the gutters) and that I was gonna turn in early and to call me down for dinner. Immediately Penelope started to act suspicious and started to run upstairs after me and blocked our bedroom door. I somehow managed to make my way into the room to find a noose hanging from the ceiling and a chair under it. I immediately knew what happened before I came home. And I came to the conclusion that Penelope was planning to hang herself in our room. 

As soon as I got through the door of our bedroom, Penelope ran and I mean RAN downstairs, and cowered into the corner of the living room. I yelled from our bedroom PENELOPE SANCHEZ I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU DONT GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT THIS  INSTANT I WILL RETURN YOU BACK INTO THE MENTAL ASYLUM THAT YOU ESCAPED FROM! I

 hear scurrying downstairs as my wife quickly darted towards our room. And started to apologize saying she was sorry and that she wouldn't do it again. That's when I figured that she has Ligyrophobia, the fear of loud noises or being yelled at. ( this isn't the DEFINATE definition) As soon as I turn around is see the narrator. Narrator, what are you doing here?

 (There is a breach in the fourth wall I really need to fix it- CRAP if Penelope sees me I am so dead .) Why are so dead narrator? (I kinda sorta made her go to a mental hospital... ) welp, .... you're dead... Oh, shit Penelope is looking up. RUN RUN RUN RUN.

(Oh Narrarator what are you doing here? well now that you are here I can beat the living shit outta you brb gotta grab the beating stick / pole.) Please have mercy Penelope I'm sorry the writer needed content! T-T I beg you please don't beat me up it won't happen again I promise. No not the pole. AHHHHHHHHHH! JOSE CONTROL YOUR WIFE! Penelope... (FINE!) OW Ok, Thank you Jose now that that's over... bye, Jose bye Penelope. Bye Narrator. Bye bitch. Ay, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE well ya know what I . don't. give. a . flying. FUCk ANYMORE! do whatever I give up! No Narrarator we're sorry come back... FOURTH WALL FIXED RETURNING EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL IN 3.2.1 Memories erased everything is back to normal. The author is the only one who remembers this interaction.

WASSSUP PEOPLE so this is karmas friend and i stole her computer :>I really hoped u like this chapter, she works really hard on these, but ye byeeeeee :) SHY GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE oh well byyee :) I swear ima kill her when i see her.

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