slasher headcanons woohoo

slashers reactions to getting flirted with (m/f)

part 2 electric boogaloo baby anyways here's this one lol

Michael Myers: What would they accomplish by flirting with ol' mikey here? He's been locked up in a mental institute for 15 years, he wouldn't know a thing about flirting, so he'd think they're just being polite or something.

Bubba Sawyer: He'd def flirt back! But, not that great. Plus, Drayton would probably bonk them over the head with a crock pot. No flirting with his baby brother, haha! 

Jason Voorhees: Again, what the hell are they trying to accomplish? Jason would blush, though, so there's that. Would probably give them a hug too, quickly before his Mama comes and chases them away.

Freddy Krueger: "no thanks i got dreams to turn into nightmares" then he'll call them a bitch lmao

Brahms Heelshire: Flirts back, come on you know he would. Probably try to kiss them aswell. Oh he'd be embarrassing lol

Billy Lenz: "EJAIHJEAIHADKXGKWROKFAROFKRWOGKARGAOWRKWRHW" he's very lonely

Chucky: "what the fuck i have a wife and child!?!?" and then he'd bite your ankles

Billy Chapman: "yo what"

Pennywise: "sorry i only like people below the age of 13" then he'd eat them

Herbert West: "i'm gay"

Pinhead: he'd be silent and would stab them 

Thomas Hewitt: hoyt would stab their guts