suggested by good ol' pal wesley *who's sitting by me as i write this* lol enjoy!
Michael Myers: He'd drunkenly try to stab people, he thought it was apple juice but it was actually apple cider.
Bubba Sawyer: He'd never drink a drop of alcohol in his life unless Chop-Top or Nubbins snuck him one.
Jason Voorhees: He'd cough and also try to drunkenly stab someone with a machete
Freddy Krueger: "I'm coming for your kid's asses!" and then he'd get into a drunk brawl with someone (probably michael)
Brahms Heelshire: uh oh
Billy Lenz: What do you mean he's drunk *now*, he's always drunk!
Chucky: "aeughhh gendaflooid" then he'd cheat on Tiffany with a barbie doll or something
Billy Chapman: I have no idea honestly lol.
Pennywise: "why so serious??" "I'm doin so so so so im doin so so so so good good goo good goooood" he'd also his weird sewer dance thing
Herbert West: He'd probably never get drunk either, he's too busy with random shit
Pinhead: him and the other cenobites going to beat you to death (real)
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slasher headcanons woohoo
General Fictiontaking requests! just some simple headcanons for my favorite slasher people. disclaimer: these are just headcanons.
