Obey Me x Reader One Shots and Lemons

Mammon x Reader You Think You're Cooler Than Me Part 1

You got designer shades just to hide your face

And you wear 'em around like you're cooler than me

And you never say hey, or remember my name 

And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me

... You got your high brow, shoes on your feet

And you wear 'em around like it ain't shit

But you don't know the way that you look

When your steps make that much noise

And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me

~

You sighed as you glanced around at the sketchy figures walking about your street. You'd gotten yourself sent back to the human world after spending so long in the Devildom..

It weren't completely willing on your part but you were somewhat pushed from the nest with words of encouragement from Lord Diavolo and Lucifer. .. Felt more like kicked from the nest but whatever.. so much for trusting demons.

They claimed they didn't want you spending the small fraction of your lifespan in hell because it would be taking away from your life as a human. They seemed to think you were missing out on a whole lot. 

Sirens blasted down the block behind your house as you groaned heavily.

Yup. Missing out on sooo much fun you thought rumbling with the key in the fob to your old apartment.

It had been so long since you'd last seen this place you almost forgot it existed.

You squinted at the new graffiti someone had added to your door for decoration as you hardly reacted and shut the door behind you.

Your eyes widened when you noticed all the mail letters slipped under the doorway. When you opened the first one your eyes widened at all the missed payments.

"Notice, notice, notice, warning, notice" you read flipping through all them. You thought that you had sorted to pay your bills automatically with whatever account you still had active in the human world....Apparently none of them had made it through though.. Does that mean your human world bank account had somehow drained?

You gasped remembering what had happened.

Mammon had stolen all your credit cards when you first joined the Devildom's student program and you completely forgot all about them seeing as they used a completely different currency down there.

Lucifer had confiscated them from Mammon shortly after and you never really heard about them since..

He must've drained your account before Lucifer had got to him..

You suddenly remembered the tin above the fridge and rushed over to check on it.

You opened it with a huge sigh of relief to find you still had your backup money. You had to blow the dust off the tin though since it had been sitting so long.