One-Zero-One

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Washington: (voice over) Journal entry "one-zero-one."

Fade in to a canyon. The camera pans down to reveal a communications tower and soon other areas of the canyon.

Wash: (voice over) It's been a while since I've done one of these so, uh, let's get caught up to speed. Everything can be traced back to Project Freelancer, a military organization gone horribly wrong. The men in charge were corrupt and the soldiers who followed them were blind...Guess which side I was on? Eventually it was the project's own creations that tore it to pieces, and I was the one sent out to pick them up. I recovered weapons, armor, and A.I. fragments all in an effort to keep the wrong people from getting them first, but I was too slow. Everyone fought over the remnants of Project Freelancer. I didn't think I could believe in anyone anymore. But then... I met the Reds and Blues.

Camera pans over a radio tower that Alex  Delta in his new body a DMR at his back and south are working on it  then pans over to Sarge approaching Caboose on a bridge

Sarge: Hey Caboose!

Caboose: Hello.

Sarge: We've got a proposition for ya.

Caboose: For me? Oh, well you shouldn't have.

Wash: (voice over) They had been used by the Freelancers just like I had. They were cannon fodder in a conflict with no purpose. But more importantly...

Camera pans over to Sarge and Caboose talking to Tucker with Will walking over but Will is no longer wearing his CQD helmet and holds a battle rifle instead of his assault rifle.

Caboose: Tucker, the Reds gave us a proposition. We should really send them some sort of thank you basket, like... fruit.

Tucker: Proposition just means a choice, you idiot.

Caboose: Oh... We will take the fuzzy one.

Will: He hasn't told us the proposition.

Caboose: Well then we don't know that it isn't fuzzy then do we?

Wash: (voice over) ...They were just stupid enough to trust. Together, we were able to put an end to everything. The Freelancers, the A.I., even The Director of the whole operation... they're all gone. And as for us, well... we're ship wrecked. Crashed during our ride home, and if we're not rescued soon. I have a feeling something else might find us first... This is Agent Washington signing- (loud explosion) Oohhh, what now?!

Wash runs over to the radio tower 

Wash: What's he doing now.

Alex and Delta stand up from where they are crouching on the platform while south walks out form under the radio tower

Alex: I don't know but knowing sarge it's stupid come on South.

South: Can we have a moment of peace to work on this God damn tower!?

Alex: Knowing sarge I guess we won't.

Delta: He has thrown Logic out the window  I guess.

Wash: I don't have time to deal with this.

Cut to Sarge in a tank, firing at Red base

Simmons: You missed, sir.

Sarge: Dag nabbit! Who in Sam Hill set this thing to inverted?

Simmons: Well sir, statistically most users enjoy...

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