Pan across the floor of the Red base. Cut to Tucker Will and Ava watching Simmons working on a console. Wash walks up.
Washington: What is all this?
Simmons: It's the future.
Tucker: Where the hell have you been?
Washington: I've been doing everything I can to keep us alive.
Tucker: Oh really? Then where were you when Freckles tried to kill me for calling his tiny hat stupid!?
Ava: It is kind of a good hat.
Tucker: No it's stupid.
Will: I think it might be stylish on Freckles.
Tucker: It's stupid how many times do I have to say that.
Will: Freckles almost killed you for saying that. The only reason your alive is because Delta stepped in when he did.
Washington: I thought you didn't need me protecting you, Tucker.
Simmons: Hey, guys. I'm trying to revolutionize the world of inter-canyon communication. So if you could keep it down that'd be great!
Washington: What is he talking about?
Simmons: I'm talking about... the internet!
Simmons stands up and reveals the new "Simmons" search engine.
Computer: Welcome!
Tucker: Oh my god! Everybody leave! Everybody leave right now! There's something I've gotta do.
Ava: You're disgusting.
Tucker: I have human needs I have to do and I need the Internet.
Washington: The internet?
Tucker: Seriously. You're gonna see some shit if you don't leave.
Simmons: Well, it's not really the internet. The only two points of communication are Red and Blue base.
Tucker: (disappointed) Why would you lie to us like that?
Tissues and Vaseline are seen in the background behind Tucker.
Ava: I thought you lost most of that when the ship crashed and I thought I destroyed wheat was left.
Tucker: I have stashes besides I wouldn't need the Internet if you destroyed my only magazine. It wasn't that bad.
Will: The only reason Ava destroyed it was because Caboose found it.
Ava: We do not need him corrupted yet.
Tucker: It only had one picture.
Washington: You put one of these at Red base too?
Simmons: Yeah. I had to sneak past Freckles but it was totally worth it.
Washington: Why?
Simmons: Behold!
Cut to the "Basebook" homepage.
Washington: Basebook?
Will: Is this a Facebook rip off?
Simmons: Yeah. It's a site that lets you post pictures, videos and even text posts so that your friends always know what you're up to. It's revolutionary!
Washington: Revolutionary? The first social media sites were created hundreds of years ago.
Tucker: And there are no friends in this canyon. Only forced acquaintances.
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Red Vs Blue season 11 male oc
FanfictionThe assholes you all know are shipwrecked. They have to try and survive and deal with there normal hilarious trouble. They also have a giant pet killer robot that could kill them all.
