Cut to Simmons watching a gravity lift. Tucker Will and Ava approaches Simmons
Tucker: (groans) This blows. I don't know a first thing about fixing intergalactic radios.
Simmons: (still watching the grav lift) Uh huh.
Tucker: Every movie that I've ever seen with a repairman on it always glosses over the actual repairing part. It's just, "Hey baby, I'm here to lay some pipe" and then bam, two scoops of raisin!
Simmons: Uh huh.
Tucker: Dammit woman! If you let the man do his job, then maybe we would not be in this mess.
Simmons: (looks at Tucker) Hey Tucker, what the fuck is this thing?
Tucker: It's a gravity lift. You step on it and it takes you upstairs.
Simmons: I know that, but what the fuck is it doing here?
Tucker: It's glowing and goes (makes glowing sounds)
Simmons: So let me get this straight. We're the survivors of a shipwreck, living off of the bare necessities, and in the middle of the room is this incredible feat of modern-day technology.
Ava: I don't know. Wash found it on the ship and put it on the base. What's so weird about that?
Simmons: It's like finding a car made of rocks, plastic and a bluetooth radio.
Will: Oh, we've got that too. (Siri's iPhone jingle is heard) Siri, play song dance theme.
Siri: Did you mean bomb, Andy?
Will: Oh piece of shit.
Siri: Calling bomb, Andy.
Simmons: How are you able to power all of this?
Tucker: We're hooked up to the ship.
Simmons: You mean you have a direct line to a limitless power supply?
Tucker: Well, no, we'll definitely run out of fuel eventually, just not anytime soon. So who cares, take as much as you want.
Simmons: God bless the American way.
Tucker: What are ya gonna do?
Simmons: (runs to the gravity lift) Just a side project!
Washington: Hey Caboose!
Tucker turns to see Wash running over to Caboose Delta and Freckles.
Washington: I've secured the perimeter. No bad guys to be found.
Caboose: (in a low commanding voice) Excellent work Commander Washington, I admire your determination! Why, maybe someday you could be the leader of blue team!
Washington: (sarcastically) Yes, maybe someday.
Caboose: Now, I have a very important question for you Washington!
Washington: Okay.
Caboose: Um...d'ya think Freckles would look...silly in a hat? Possibly a sombrero?
Washington: You want to dress your pet up in people clothes?
Caboose: To boost the moral of the troops!
Washington: You know, I just remembered I haven't checked for any bad guys on the Ship.
Caboose: What?! Washington, what are you even doing here!? The- uh, there could be bad guys plotting against us right now!
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Red Vs Blue season 11 male oc
FanfictionThe assholes you all know are shipwrecked. They have to try and survive and deal with there normal hilarious trouble. They also have a giant pet killer robot that could kill them all.
