The Grass is Greener. The Blues are Bluer

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Freckles and Caboose are seen standing next to each other. Caboose squats down.

Caboose: No, Freckles, no, Freckles, go down. Like this!

Freckles and Caboose both squat down.

Caboose: Yes, that's a good Freckles! Yes, yes. Tucker! Tucker did you see that!? Freckles did a squat!

Tucker  Will, Ava and Delta does squats in the foreground.

Tucker: Great. Now teach him to fetch, and then throw a stick off a cliff.

Delta: I know I don't have guts but it fells like my insides are falling  apart.

Will: That's working out and I thought you didn't have guts?

Delta: I don't I'm possessing one of the Tex drones.

Ava: I'm not going to ask.

Tucker: This would go a lot better if you all stop talking and Caboose gets rid of Freckles.

Caboose: Oh, he knows how to fetch. Freckles! Freckles, get the ball!

Caboose throws a ball.

Freckles: Acquiring target.

Freckles aims for and shoots the ball.

Caboose: Uhm, see that - that was just - that was just poor phrasing on my part. Really. I mean I was just, I think I was just grammatically... It was grammatically incorrect. So...

Will: You should have said catch the ball.

Grif  Alex, South, and Simmons creep up behind a rock to spy on the Blues.

Grif: Alright, we made it!

Simmons: Yeah. So, uh, what do we do now?

Grif: I guess we just... watch 'em?

South: This fells wired 

Simmons: So... this is a waste of time right. I mean they're not actually plotting anything.

Grif: I don't know, man, but watching four dudes and a girl exercise is making me feel really weird.

Alex: I fell like creep.

Simmons: Ugh, this isn't getting us anywhere.

Grif: Well, then why don't you just ask them what they're up to?

Simmons: What? And blow our cover!?

Grif: What do we look like? Seal Team Six? Who gives a shit, dude? You already said they're not up to anything.

South: Let's go back to the base.

Simmons: But what about the robot?

Alex: Oh yeah...

Simmons: See? We need to strategize.

Grif: Okay, fine, how do we want to do this?

Simmons: Oh! We could do like a sort of good cop/bad cop thing.

Grif: What if we act casual? Like we're just shootin' the shit or something?

Simmons: Maybe, if we go in, guns blazing, we can intimidate them into giving us what we want.

Grif: Wait... what do we want?

Simmons: ... I don't know.

Tucker appears beside the four crouching Reds.

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