Fade in to Wash Will, Ava, Delta and Tucker inside Blue Base
Tucker: This is it. This is rock bottom. You ever hit rock bottom before Wash? Well, you have now. 'Cause this is it. Can't get any lower.
Simmons: (sniff) I wanna go home.
Will: Okay well maybe you spoke too soon.
Freckles: Attention. Officer on deck.
Caboose enters
Caboose: Yes. Yes. Hello, thank you yes, hello. Thank you, you're welcome, yes thank you. Hhcheh, hceh, hh. Hello!
Freckles: Captain, all team members are accounted for.
Caboose: Well, excellent news, Assistant Captain Freckles.
Tucker: Oh my lord.
Caboose: Hi. It looks like we have a new member today. Yes, give Simmons a big Blue Team hello. Yes, welcome to Blue Team, Simmons.
Claps
Simmons: Can I leave?
Caboose: It is good to have you on board today for the Blue Team.
Freckles: Sir. Awaiting mission briefing.
Caboose: Oh, yes, right, oh God, right yes. Um okay uh... Yes. First order of business is t-um... uh... Wash. Psst, Wa- Wash. Washington, Washing- Washington, Wash. Wash, Wash, Wash-
Washington: (tiredly) Yes, Caboose?
Caboose: What is the first order of business?
Washington: We're trying to get rescued.
Caboose: Oh, yes, rescued! Yes excellent. Does anyone have any, suggestions?
Tucker and Wash look at each other
Washington: (sigh) Well, we know the communications tower works, so we should continue in our efforts to make contact.
Caboose: Ah, yes. Very good, excellent yes.
Washington: However, we should also work on trying to boost the signal of the radio transmitter. We were barely able to maintain a steady line of communication last time. Even if we make contact again there's no guarantee anyone would be able to understand us.
Caboose: Ah! Yes, uh- right, yes. Yes, then we need to do that! Tucker , Will and Ava! Go fix the radio thing!
Tucker: Me? Why not Wash or Delta? They were the ones who built it.
Caboose: Tucker, becau- don't rook it, alright listen. We're gonna keep Wash and Delta here for another job.
Washington: But, I- Caboose.
Freckles turns to Wash
Washington: (noises of frustration)
Caboose: Yeah, I'm thinking that you know, uh, Washington is mean and scary. Yes, yes, he will be our lookout! As for Delta he will be my assistant!
Tucker: Lookout?
Delta: Assistan?
Caboose: Yes. Washington, make sure you look out, for bad guys! And, anything, that looks scary.
Washington: (Deadpan) There's a giant robot trying to kill me.
Tucker: Yeah, why can't Freckles be our lookout? Killing stuff is like, his entire reason for existing.
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Red Vs Blue season 11 male oc
FanfictionThe assholes you all know are shipwrecked. They have to try and survive and deal with there normal hilarious trouble. They also have a giant pet killer robot that could kill them all.
