Inside Red base, Doc and Donut are both seen standing in front of a computer screen.
Donut: Pretty neat huh?
Donut and Doc look at the computer screen, displaying a picture of them at Valhalla.
Doc: So who uses this?
Donut: Mainly just Simmons and Caboose.
Donut looks at the screen
Donut: Oh wait! looks like Sarge has a profile now... LIKE!
Doc: And you just... talk about yourself?
Donut: You can post pictures and stuff too, I've been downloading this picture of Freckles for a while!
Screen displays a picture downloading at 15%. The download bar turns to 16%.
Doc: How long has that been going for?
Donut: Uh, just a few hours.
Doc: You spent hours of our limited energy just downloading a single picture?
Donut: It is a very high quality picture.
The download bar turns from 16% to 17%.
Doc: ... Well you can't argue with that! So is this all you did while we were out last night?
Donut: Nope! I've been cleaning the base top to bottom, it was the least I can do to make it more presentable, I did the dishes, swept the sand off the floor...
Doc: Wow, did you clean Grif's room?
Donut: Grif has a room?
Doc: Well he, Alex, South, and Simmons share that side of the base, but Grif's stuff overflowed onto the roof.
Donut: Ooh! Let me take a peek!
Donut runs offscreen to Grif's room.
Doc: Oh my god! If this post gets over ten thousand likes, Basebook will pay for a rescue team to save us!
Donut: (offscreen screaming)
Doc: I know, it's too good to be true!
Donut runs out of the base. Cut to Grif Alex and south outside the base throwing there teleportation cubes.
Donut: [huffily] Dexter Grif!
Grif: Huh?
Donut: I can't stand living in this base the way you've been treating it! The layout is all wrong, the color palette is atrocious, and the garden doesn't even have flowers in it, just vegetables. Also, I think someone's trying to plant candy corn in some point!
Grif: Hmm, I, uh, wonder who did that?
Alex: Why did you do that?
Grif: Corn is in the name you should be able to plant it!
South: Idiot that is not how candy corn works.
Grif: What ever.
Doc exits the base and joins Donut Alex, South and Grif.
Doc: How's the testing going?
Grif: Well Doc, after countless experiments, I've determined the teleportation cubes are still fucking awesome! All other data has been inconclusive.
Doc: Grif, I really think we shouldn't be messing with these, they can be dangerous! We can't be throwing them all willy nilly!
Alex: They teleport stuff.
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Red Vs Blue season 11 male oc
Fiksi PenggemarThe assholes you all know are shipwrecked. They have to try and survive and deal with there normal hilarious trouble. They also have a giant pet killer robot that could kill them all.
