Fade in to the canyon. The Reds and the Blues are standing in line in front of Felix, in the middle of the canyon. Cut to Doc standing up in front of Felix.
Doc: There, good as new.
Felix: I can't feel my toes.
Donut: That's normal.
Felix: Is it?
Washington aims his rifle towards Felix's face.
Felix: H-hey, whoa!
Washington: You need to start talking.
Felix: Hmm, aggressive, paranoid, and a little melodramatic—you must be Agent Washington.
Tucker: Ha! Melodramatic.
Felix: And that means the rest of you are the Reds and the Blues.
Caboose: Oh my God, how did he know that?!
Alex: We're wearing red and blue armor.
Caboose: But how can he tell?
Grif: (exasperated) Will somebody please fix his helmet?
Washington: How do you know who we are?
Felix: Seriously? Come on man, everybody knows about you guys. You're heroes.
Sarge: Heroes?
Felix: You're the team that brought down Project Freelancer. You're some of the galaxy's greatest soldiers. Plus my younger brother is with you.
Will: Shut up!
Simmons: (looks at the others) Well, I can see how you might think that.
Sarge: Because it's absolutely true!
Doc: It's partially true.
Grif: But mainly false.
Washington: Okay, Felix, what are you doing here?
Felix: Do you want the long answer or the short one?
Washington: Do you want another bullet in your leg?
Felix: Hey, that bullet's there because of you.
Will: He's got a point.
Washington: (lowers gun) Just...explain what's going on.
Grif: Uh yeah, like who were those guys that were trying to kill us?
Simmons: And why haven't we been rescued yet?
Felix: Wait, where do you think you are?
Tucker: What do you mean?
Felix: I mean, do you understand where you've crashed?
Sarge: Well, we've been taking bets. Highest wager's currently on Bermuda Triangle. After that, we've got Gilligan's Island and purgatory.
Grif: So stupid.
Donut: No, just think about it. It makes perfect sense.
Felix: The reason no one's come to help you is the same reason no one's come to help them.
Cut to four white soldiers, dead on the ground.
Simmons: Them?
Cut back to Felix.
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Red Vs Blue season 11 male oc
FanfictionThe assholes you all know are shipwrecked. They have to try and survive and deal with there normal hilarious trouble. They also have a giant pet killer robot that could kill them all.
