Fade in. Cut to Lopez and Lopez 2.0 outside the Red base.
Lopez 2.0: [A scarecrow!?]
Lopez: [Yep.]
Lopez 2.0: [They just left you hanging out there with all the vegetables?]
Lopez: [It takes about 90 days to grow corn.]
Lopez 2.0: [That's terrible!]
Lopez: [It was not the best.]
Sarge is seen near the robot parts.
Sarge: Hey, Lopezs! Come over here and gimme a hand. I keep havin' to get on my knees to work on this. But I figure it'd be easier if you held it at chest level instead.
Lopez 2.0: [Yes, sir!]
Lopez: [Wait. There is one thing about these people I do like.]
Lopez 2.0: [What?]
Lopez: [Hey, Sarge! Why don't you want to get on your knees? Afraid it will bring back some repressed memories?]
Sarge: Ha! Lopez, you ol' kidder you. Now come on, time's wastin'.
Lopez 2.0 looks at lopez then at Sarge.
Lopez 2.0: [Hey, Sarge... You smell!]
Sarge: Oh, don't tell me he's got you in on it too. Ha ha, Lopez you are rambuctious.
Lopez: [Sometimes he makes up entire conversations. You suck!]
Sarge: It is a lovely day, isn't it?
Lopez 2.0: [And you aren't smart.]
Sarge: Thank you for noticing. I have been hitting the gym.
Lopez: [Your mother's so fat she uses a richter scale.]
Lopez 2.0: [And she's a whore!]
Sarge: He, he. You two are like a couple of three stooges. Well, whenever you're done goofin' off come help me with with this. I just need to make a few more adjustments.
Lopez: [Stick with me, kid. And you're going to be just fine.]
Cut to Washington approaching Blue base.
Washington: Here goes nothing.
Freckles walks in front of him.
Freckles: Agent Washington.
Washington: Oh, Freckles. I didn't see you there. Man, for a behemoth you hide really well.
Freckles: You have failed to uphold your duties to Captain Caboose.
Washington: But I was just on my way up now. Ready to clean the base!
Freckles: You lack diligence, Agent Washington.
Washington: What?
Freckles: You question authority, Agent Washington.
Wash raises his gun and slowly backs away.
Washington: Um, Caboose! Could you come out here?!
Freckles' cannons start powering up.
Freckles: You must be eliminated, Agent Washington.
Washington: Caboose!
Caboose appears on the balcony.
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Red Vs Blue season 11 male oc
FanfictionThe assholes you all know are shipwrecked. They have to try and survive and deal with there normal hilarious trouble. They also have a giant pet killer robot that could kill them all.
