Washington: Look, as long as I'm leader of this team, I will do everything in my power to ensure your safety whether you like it or not.
Tucker: We don't need you protecting us!
Washington: I know, that's why I'm trying to help you!
Will: Help us with what?! Defending against attack?! No one is going to attack us!
South runs over to Blue Base.
South: You might want to move because Sarge is about to-
Sarge: ATTACK!
Cut to Sarge Alex and Grif in the Warthog driving toward them. Cut to black
Tucker: You have literally the worst timing.
Sarge: Stow it, thin mint. We're no longer fraternizing with the enemy.
Tucker: "Thin mint"?
Grif: Now see, when he says "we", imagine he's only referring to himself. Do not group us together.
Alex: Same.
Tucker: Bitch, my armor's aqua! I think.
Washington: What the hell are you three doing?
Grif: Uh, again, not "three ," just him. I can't stress this enough.
Alex: He's crazy and made us do it.
Sarge: You made me believe that Reds and Blues can coexist, and we can work together as one people, and that we can all get together and be...a little...purple.
Will: I'm not having sex with any of you... well except Ava.
Washington: We can work together! We are! Seriously, what the fuck is this about?
Sarge: You kidnapped one of my men!
Simmons: Who? Me?
Will: He wasn't kidnapped, dipshit, he came over here by himself! We can't get him to leave.
Sarge: Is this true, Simmons?
Simmons: It's not your fault, sir. It's Grif's.
Grif: What did I do?
Simmons: You're fucking disgusting, Grif!
Alex: You are disgusting.
Grif: Well, yeah. But I've always been like that. Sarge was the one that decided to take half the base for himself.
Simmons: Oh. Then I guess it is your fault, sir.
Sarge: Then that makes you a traitor!
Simmons: What?
Freckles: Threat level increased.
Caboose: Uh, yeah, no reason for panic. Everything's fine. Might anyone have a rolled up newspaper at the ready?
Sarge: You weren't kidnapped! You deliberately joined the enemy!
Tucker: But if he wasn't kidnapped, that would mean we were never the enemy in the first place!
Sarge: Don't try to confuse me with your words, shamrock!
Tucker: I'm aqua!
Washington: Tucker, calm down.
Tucker: Me? These guys roll up in a fucking assault jeep and you choose to yell at me?
Will: You should be yelling at them not him or me!
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Red Vs Blue season 11 male oc
FanfictionThe assholes you all know are shipwrecked. They have to try and survive and deal with there normal hilarious trouble. They also have a giant pet killer robot that could kill them all.
