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Can we talk about how cold that water was, like damn that was some cold water.

Saturday:

I woke up around 8. Don't know why I did, I just did. Anyways, I woke up and showered specifically. I usually forget to shower on weekends, mainly because I don't have to wake up at 5 or 6. I remember at those times to shower, every single time. It's just that when I don't know when I'm waking up, it throws me off. Anyways, I kept thinking about how today would turn out.

[[Awkward? Probably awkward.]]

Anyways, RB scheduled a text to be sent to me at 9:30, of course she typed it st 3am.

Why wouldn't she?

Anyways, I wasn't even fully sure if we were still going to go swimming or not, for Liv hasn't gotten back to RB yet. So we could've been going somewhere completely different for all I know, and if so, we could swim in the librarby, idk. But, I assumed we were still going to go swimming.

And yea, I will get my librarby card soon anyways.

Wait, no.

Librarby.

Librabry.

Librbary.

Sh*t.

Libbrary.

Library.

There we go, library.

This isn't Undertale, Alex, get you're grammar right.

[[Baka]]

Shut up, Brian.

Anyways, I call her around 2pm, asking about getting everything ready, etc. We were indeed going to Feather River, a river around Oroville that the locals swim at, smoke and drink, do drugs, and a verity of other illegal substances.

Fun for the whole family! :D

Anyways, I realized as I changed into 2 different swim shorts that I didn't have any that were big enough. "Great." I thought.

[[You could just wear a speedo.]]

Shut up, Brian.

I don't care if I look hot in one, I'd look too hot for my own good.

[[lol speedo pete >:)]]

Anyways, thankfully, RB's dad picked me up to go get one from Ross. Although, how long it took was a day in it's own right. We looked around a bit, found a pair, I tried it on, fits good, so I'm on my wait. But, that's what I would be saying if it wasn't for this man's taste in clothes that made us take so long. He kept looking at clothes he wanted, and I just was thinking "Doesn't this man need to be savin' his money or somethin'?" Anyways, he finally chose a shirt, we were going over to the counter, and just so happen to encounter and old friend of his.

We were so close to a new tomorrow.

Anyways, we eventually get to the counter. "Hey, look at these sick chains and glasses," he says.

Goddammit get me out of this frickin' Ross already.

So, we finally are out of the Ross. We get back in the car, and we drive over to a convenience store, he goes in. "He's probably buying cigarettes or something." I thought.

[[Yea, you're probably right. Even being Brian and all, I still wouldn't.]]

Yea, that's a funny thing with Brian. Sure, he controls the horny side of me, but he wouldn't get me to try smoking or alcohol or drugs. Even he knows what isn't good for me.

...

Porn isn't, but still.

Anyways, he comes back with, you guessed it, a pack of cigarettes.