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"And then the Yalbec's started chasing us because of that."

"No, because you also disturbed the nest."

"And I told all of you to not do it because I knew that I'd get the worst of it."

"Now that was hilarious."

"Crosshair you wanker, being chased by horny male Yalbecs isn't hilarious especially when you're the only woman on the team."

"It was funny to me."

"Like I said, you wanker."

"The only way we managed to get away from them was when y/n used the force to get them away."

"Yeah, good thing you did, I can still feel the places where I got scratched, not pleasant."

We continued laughing about all the fun stuff from previous missions and the trouble we got ourselves into while drinking and eating the comfort food that the bar provided.

"Hey just give me a sec, I'll get more drinks.

"Alright sure."

I went over to the little bench thingy that the bartender was at and ordered a few more bottles when a creep came up to me and started flirting with me.

"God damn girl, now that's a nice ass."

"Bro, I don't know how many drinks you've had but my ass is flat. Also who the hell starts a conversation like that?"

I was having none of this dude's bullshit.

"How about I start again then? Are you here with anyone?"

"Yep, my best friends over there." I pointed to where the boys were sitting and the creep just scoffed.

"Please, you're spending time with those defects?"

"The only defect here is you, you rejected gundark."

"C'mon don't be like that."

"I'll be however I'd like, now fuck off you're ruining my evening."

I started walking away from him when I felt something slap my butt, I spun around to face him and saw the shit eating grin of his face.

"That's it."

I went over to where the guys were sitting and dumped the bottles in front of them.

"What's up with you?"

Some creep slapped my ass, hold the bottles I'll be right back"

I walked back over to the creep who still had that shit eating grin.

"So, changed your mi-"

I punched him really hard before he could finish his sentence, straight after that. I heard the boy let out a collective "OH SHIT"

"Never pull something like that again punk, you got it?"

"Got it."

I left him there to take care of himself since he ruined my night.

"Guys, I'm heading back to the hotel, see ya later."

I grabbed a bottle and chugged down the whole thing.

"Damn, she can be really scary sometimes."

"Ya think?"



Please help I need requests because I've run out of ideas. Also I hope you guys are feeling good.

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