Read along with your favorite couple Morbius and Grimace as they go on many wacky and sexy adventures :D
Was featured on the now defunct Regretful Reads YouTube channel :))
It had been a week ever since that strange encounter with Goofy and Donald at the beach and Morbius still couldn't shake it off. Even though Morbius was a Marvel Legend with vampire powers he still didn't feel very safe going outside. He knew something was after him. Grimace knew his love was troubled by the incident and tried his best to get Morbius outside but with no prevail. He tried to get him to visit Edward, Riddler, even Keanu but wouldn't budge. Luckily Grimace had a plan. He had secretly booked a cabin secluded it the woods for the two to stay in during the weekend. It would just be them and the fresh air. The problem was getting Morbius into the car. "Hey honey if you let me blindfold you and drive you somewhere fun I'll buy you v bucks", Grimace said to Morbius. "I WANT V BUCKS!!! TIE ME UP DADDY", Morbius yelled. Morbius loved v bucks :).
After about an hour drive Morbius was told to take off his blindfold. "This is just a shitty cabin. Why did you take me here", Morbius asked Grimace. "Well I know you were struggling with going outside since the beach so I figured a cabin for the two of us would be a good first step", Grimace told Morbius with a smile. "Aww honey that's so thoughtful of you, thank you", Morbius said and kissed Grimace. The two then grabbed their things from the car and entered the cabin. After a romantic dinner Morbius decided to explore the cabin more. This led him to finding a latch leading him to an basement. This basement was extremely dirty, with dust and cobwebs covering everything. Morbius pulled out his phone and turned on the flashlight, illuminating the dark room. After a little bit of searching he found a book with a face on it and a tape recorder. Being the dumbass that he is Morbius thought it would be a good idea to listen to the tape (spoiler alert, it wasn't).
Once the tape was finished he started to look through the book. The book was filled with a bunch of evil things written in a language he couldn't understand. Suddenly he felt something touch his shoulders. "G-Grimace... is that y-you", Grimace asked and slowly turning around, revealing that it was actually Lizzo as a Deadite (those nasty bastards from the Evil Dead movies)!!!!!! Morbius screamed and ran up the stairs and shut the latch before Deadite Lizzo could escape. "HONEY WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM HERE", Morbius yelled for Grimace. Grimace ran as soon as he heard his lover. "What's wrong sweetheart", Grimace questioned Morbius. "WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU RENTED OUT THE KNOWBY CABIN", Morbius yelled at Grimace. "Idk the cabin was cheap", Grimace said to Morbius. "Let me out please, I'm Lizzo, I'm hot and sexily", Deadite Lizzo sang to the duo. "Don't worry love I know just who to call", Grimace said and grabbed his phone.
Suddenly a yellow Oldsmobile Delta 88 pulled up in front of the cabin. The one and only Ash Williams stepped out of his car and ran into the cabin, chainsaw and boomstick in hand. "Heard you had a Deadite problem", Ash said as he stepped inside. "Thank you for coming at suck short notice Ash", Grimace said and hugged Ash. "We have a deadite Lizzo locked in our basement", Morbius said and pointed towards the hatch, that was now locked up. "You didn't get bit did you", Ash questioned Morbius. "Thankfully no", said Morbius. Ash stepped towards the latch and neeled down to take a look at the Deadite Lizzo. "Guys I think im back to normal now, you can let me out now", Lizzo said, changing her appearance to look normal. "Sorry hun I've already fallen for that one", Ash said and laughed. "Well then your gonna regret not letting me out", Deatite Lizzo said turning back into a Deadite and pushing the latch enough to let her free.
Ash pulled out his boomstick and was about to shoot her until Lizzo started to sing. "W-What is Lizzo doing, isn't she supposed to attack us", questioned Morbius. "She is but... I guess she would rather put on a concert", said Ash lowering his boomstick. "Whoa a free Lizzo concert, this is awesome", said Grimace while jumping up and down. He was a Lizzo fangirl and was super hyped about this opportunity. The three then decided to just go with it and all danced to her music. They partied the night away while being really sexy and slutty.
"Okay I'm bored now time to kill you guys", said Lizzo. Morbius was about to morb all over her but before he could she threw him towards the other side of the room. Ash got a hit on her with his boomstick but she threw him back as well, his chainsaw falling off his arm. "Grimace my chainsaw, grab it and end this", Ash yelled to Grimace. Grimace hesitantly grabbed the chainsaw and slowly walked towards Deadite Lizzo. "Grimace you wouldn't do this to me would you", Lizzo turned back to her normal self again to attempt to trick Grimace. "I'm so sorry Lizzo", Grimace cried as he turned on the chainsaw and slowly but surely cut off her head, finally killing her. "Holy shit I can't believe I did that", Grimace said and dropped the chainsaw to help up Morbius and Ash. "Well that was... something to say the least", said Morbius. "Yeah it sure was... anyways wanna go to Dennys", Ash asked the two. They of course said yes and the three went to Dennys to get a Grand Slam. (Dennys please sponsor me you know you want to ;))
Meanwhile back at the Dave and Busters The Dark One's trusty friend finally made it. "Jesus dude what took you so long", The Dark One questioned his friend. "Sorry about that, I had to take my stupid gorls back to the orphanage". "Anyways... tell me more about this Morbius guy", said Gru with a smirk.
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