Read along with your favorite couple Morbius and Grimace as they go on many wacky and sexy adventures :D
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A/N: I did not write this story. This chapter and this chapters picture was created by my bestie hey_its_alaynaa!! After chapter 13 I got kinda burnt out but I still wanted to get some content out for yall! I'll be back to writing more wacky Morbius x Grimace stories shortly! I hope yall enjoy :)
Grimace woke up to the sound of his beloved husband vomiting in their completely purple bathroom. "MORBBBBBBBB" Morbius groaned as he vomited again. "Morbabe, are you okay?" Grimace asked the hunched over figure, still in his Morbius lingerie from last night. "I'm okay my purple blob of joy. Just some normal morbing sickness, it'll be over soon." "Okay my shmorby poo, I'll see you in the kitchen", Grimace said then strutted out of the bathroom while singing Supermodel by Rupaul.
Grimace began making breakfast for the greek vampire. He made french toast, morbled eggs, and bacon. Morbius walked out of the bathroom in his morb robe, looking the sexily purple monster up and down. "Wow I could really fuck the shit out of that furry purple man right there" Morbius thought to himself. He walked up to the purple ballsack and caressed his furry neck. "Morbius what are you doing?", Grimace asked as Morbius began to take off his morb robe revealing his sexily chest hair. He knew that Grimace immediately creamed whenever he saw his chest hair. The little curls that the strands have really bring out how sexily Morbius's morbipples are. "Damn shawty your chest hair is looking extra yummy today", Grimace said as he began to lick Morbius's chest. Grimace picked up Morbius and set him on the stovetop and began kissing him.
"OMG MY BUSSY'S BURNING", Morbius creamed. Grimace proceeded to call 911 while picking up the morbussy off of the stove. Morbius fell onto the floor in extreme pain. "HELLO MY HUSBANDS BUSSY IS BURNT PLEASE HELP HIS CRISPY ASS", Grimace screamed into the purple phone. After he hung up the phone, EMS had already arrived to take morbius to the hospital. They put Morbius on a stretcher and pulled him into a party bus with strippers per Grimace's request. "Oh hey Morbius, didn't expect to see you here today", Ice Cube said as he slid down the pole sexily. "Oh shit hey Ice Cube also known as my favorite rapper of all time! What a coincidence running into you here!", Morbius said before screaming for no reason.
FUN FACT! Burning your bussy can make you erratically scream for no reason. It can also erect and derect your bussy at an extremely fast rate of mach 2 speed (approximately 1535 miles per hour), which can give the bussy a vibrating appearance. Now back to the regularly scheduled program :)
"Oh shit my ass", Morbius said in a monotone voice. He then proceeded to look like he was having a fucking exorcism and flipped over onto his stomach and went into the doggy-style sex position as the child shot out of Morbius's ass. The child shot out of his ass so quickly that it broke through a window in the party bus and flew into the sun, never to be seen again.
FUN FACT! Vampires actually are incapable of having children due to the baby's natural instinct of flying straight into the sun after birth. Most vampires find it relaxing as abortion is banned in vampire land so they don't have to take care of the smelly fetus. Again, we now go back to the regularly scheduled program.
Morbius was saddened by the loss of his child but found it strangely arousing. He got up out of the stretcher and proceeded to have a gang bang with all of the strippers and emergency medical responders in the party bus.
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