The last Battleship (Azur Lane x Male Ship)

Teaser for new Book.

Alex: Were the Kentucky fried Fuck am I.
???: Meow.Meow.
Alex: Untsie your hear to. Thank my Lord, the Shotgun.
Untsie: Meow.
Looking at her I see she looking in the distance. Following her gaze I see people with guns heading towards us. I could since that they held bad intention towards us. Turning around I spot my truck. Smiling I pick up Untsie and ran towards it. As I got to it I heard the sound of gun fire. Ducking down I open up the passenger door I grabbed my trusty shotgun and rifle. Grabbing a couple boxes of ammo I positioned myself to return fire. Waiting for a gunshot before I opened fire. Hearing the sound of a pistol being discharged I aim down my 3030's scope firing at what I guess as the head honcho. Watching as they went down I ejecting the spent round I aimed again at the one with a rifle. Firing again I saw it go through there head before shooting at another. By this point they were 50 yards from my position.

Dropping the gun I grab one of the pistols before I climbed up a tree for a surprise attack. By the feel of it I grabbed one of the .45's fore it was lighter than the 9mm. As the enemy's reached my truck they looked around for me. Untsie being the pain in the ass she is meowed at them causing them to raise there guns at them. Now as much as I was pissed at her for making noise I will Not allow any to harm my daughter. Dropping down silently Wich is hard to do but is useful for hunting I fire 2 slugs at them from my 12 gauge before I roll to the left before I hop up firing 5 quick shots from the .45. noticing that only two were left I fired again at there legs.

I exceeded with one but the other ducked behind my truck. Doing something I have done several times but been told not to I through my gun at them. As they looked confused about it I shot another slug at them hitting them and my truck. As they fell I heard a click behind me. Turning slow I saw the one from before aiming there gun at me.
??: Now drop the gun and walk slowly towards me.
Doing as they say I put my gun on the ground before I stood up slowly grabbing my pocket knife from my side so they wouldn't notice. Walking towards them I waited as they went to search me. As they went to check my legs for any hidden weapon I struck delivering a head shot. As they slumped forward I turned around to the other one. Grabbing them as I found they were unconscience I tied them to a tree with the straps from the bottom of my toolbox from the back of my truck. Grabbing my pistol and slinging my shotgun to my back I slapped them awake.

Alex: Now you're going to tell me why you cum guzzling fuck puppets decided to fire at me.
???: And why should I listen to you human?
Alex: Isn't that what you are Miss I fucked with the wrong guy.
???: As if. Us Sangvis Ferri T-dolls are far more superior then you humans and Griffin T-dolls.
Alex: I see. Well if you were superior then how the fuck did one 16 year old boy defeat you dum fucked?
???: An error on our part. Now that you have captured me what are you going to do?
Alex: Not sure but I know that your going night night for now.
Before she could say anything I pistol whipped her causing her to slumped forward. Untying her a load her in the back of the truck before I tyed her down again. Climbing in the cab I turned to Untsie.
Alex: What now?
Untsie: Meow.
Alex: Sure why not.
Grabbing the gearshift I put it in first before flooring it.

Two hours latter.........
Hear we can see a group of women looking at the carnage Alex caused.
????: Sir it looks like someone else was hear. There are casing and shell's around hear. By the looks of it they are 9mm, 12 gauge, and some other casing I have never seen before. It reads 3030 at the bottom.
????: What do you mean that's a hunting rifle casing?
????: Roger sir.
????: We're heading out. Grab the evidence and return to base.

Later on........
?????: Stop. State your name and purpose.
Alex: My name is Sheamus. Sheamus Mcfuckyourself.
With that I flipping them off. Not taking it lightly they aimed at me. Me being me aimed at them with my 9mm and knife in hand.
Alex: Now now that ain't very nice to do.
?????: I repeat state your name and purpose.
Alex: How about before I do anything you state your name. As I will not say mine as until you say yours.
?????: I am M1 Garand.
Alex: I am Alexander Deforest Orr. But call me Alex. And weird name by the way.

Welcome to Girls Frontline: The Commander from another world.
The character is actually me. Yes my name is Alexander Deforest Orr and the cats name is Untsie. Yes the picture above is what I and her look like. I will be acting like myself in this story.

Song that people say fits me real well: