Recap

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First, a recap of the first installment from the characters (think Netflix's recap of Umbrella Academy Season 1):

Rin: So to recap...some sketchy shit was going down in this country far far away called Ambidextrous.

Edward: It's Amestris. There was a series of ritualistic murders and the military was stumped.

Rin: So they sent in an exorcist. My baby brother Yukio—
 
Alphonse: Aren't you guys twins?

Rin: For the last time, I am technically older.

Edward: Technically.

Rin: Yes, anywho, Yukio rolled up and of course he brought me to lend a hand in kicking some serious ass!

Yukio: In Amestris, I teamed up with Edward Elric aka the Fullmetal Alchemist and his brother Alphonse.

Edward: A pretty badass team I think.

Rin: More like a barbershop quartet of self-loathing.

Alphonse: But nothing was turning out right for us...

Edward: And I found out Rin was the Son of Satan along the way.

Rin: Which wasn't an issue for him...ahem, fortunately.

Yukio: Yes, fortunately, because...

Alphonse: What started out bad, became worse, when...*sigh*

Yukio: My partner hooked up with my brother.

Rin: Worse?! What do you mean worse?! I think that trip got ten times better after that!

Yukio: You do? Do you remember what happened next?

Rin: Er...

Alphonse: The killer—Victor Mansfield—had his sights on Rin and kidnapped him to drink his blood.

Rin: I wonder if I taste good...

Yukio: Regardless of the taste, Victor turned into an immensely powerful demon. But thankfully I had a plan.

Edward: Whoopee, Yukio to the rescue—if I had a second I would have come up with an even better plan.

Rin: And so, with the help of the highly compostable—

Edward: Compostable? Do you mean combustible?

Rin: Yeah, yeah, the very combustible Colonel Mustard—

Alphonse: It's Mustang!

Rin: Then where in the hell am I getting Mustard?

Yukio: That's a character from a board game—which you've never played.

Edward: The Colonel helped a tiny, minuscule amount.

Yukio: Tiny...minuscule...So like you, Ed?

Edward: SAY  THAT AGAIN, FOUR-EYES, I DARE YOU

Alphonse: Anyway the day was saved.

Yukio: And Rin and I went back to Tokyo.

Rin: So that's where we find ourselves now. On opposite sides of the world. I asked Ed to come visit Tokyo...

Edward: But we both know that's not gonna happen...right?

Alphonse: Well, then why are the four of us sitting here...?

Rin: Come on, you guys have to come visit! You can meet my friends. There's Shima, Konekomuru, Shiemi...

Yukio: Shura will want to meet them.

Rin: Ah, shit. I forgot when the semester starts up, I start training again.

Edward: Oh, what are you training for, Rin?

Rin: Er...

Edward: Rin?

Rin: Yah see, there's something I haven't told you...

Edward: Rin, what trouble did you get into this time?!

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