kiribaku oneshots [DELAYED UPDATES?]

Magnum opus

so um I didn't really ask the person who requested the previous chapter whether they wanted smut or not, but I recently was watching s3 of Love Death & Robots and then I was like hey! a smut chapter that takes place in a car might be fun! So if you wanted smut bestie, here it is lol

-seke chapter for once lol
-Kirishima x Bakugou
-Bakugou x Kirishima
-car sex
-smut (obviously? lol)
-pda (as in public sex kinda)
-also I'm only caught up to s4 of my hero so please forgive me for any continuity errors in terms of the show's plot

It was a Friday evening, and all of class 1-a was winding down in preparation for the weekend. The living room was bustling with students most of whom were eager to watch some lazy television or get some rest.

The sounds of Rpdr all stars 7 (ahem watch it ahem) and idle banter filled the room. Well- most of the banter was idle, at least.

Kirishima and Bakugou were flirting like hell, of course.

Bakugou brought a hand up to Kirishima's hair, which was down for once. It's fluffy strands clung to Bakugou's fingers while he played with them coyly.

"Y'know your hairs actually pretty nice when you comb it." He grinned. Kirishima shot him a half smile in response.

"Oh yeah?" He asked, pretending to touch his hair and then purposefully brushing his hand against Bakugou's.

Bakugou laughed a little, his eyes grew heavier as he looked at Kirishima again.

"Mhmm" he responded, his fingers still had whisps of Kirishima's hair coiled around them, but he was now playing with Kirishima's hand as well.

All the while, the rest of the class watched them with disgusted frowns. They were cute together at first, but then their innocent flirtiness became shameless horniness and it was becoming quite annoying for the rest of 1-a to bear.

Mina reached for the remote somberly and turned the volume up so she wouldn't have to hear them flirt.

They, of course were immune to this and continued flirting. Even more aggressively, actually.

Bakugou was smiling deviously with a hand on Kirishima's thigh, and Kirishima was grinning impishly with an arm snaked around Bakugou's waist.

Mina tried her best to stop their pda, but to no avail. She feared she would need to act quickly before an incident like last time occurred again. Mina remembered the incessant moaning and creaking that she'd bore witness to last time in a flash, and that was enough to light a metaphorical fire under her ass and get her to make up an excuse to shoo them out of the house on the spot.

"Hey guys!" She screamed, drawing Kirishima and Bakugou's attention.

"What?" They answered at the same time, causing them to stare into each other's eyes and giggle.

Mina groaned.

"Could you go and get us some...uh" she trailed off, trying to remember what they were out of.

"Some uh... toilet paper! Yeah we need toilet paper!" Deku looked like he was going to say they already had some, but he stopped himself after Mina shot him a death glare and he realized why.

"Uh ok? But why do we both need to go? Kirishima has a car too you know." Mina froze in a panic for a second before she thought up some more bullshit.

"Because two butts are better than one! Everybody has different toilet paper preferences, right?" The entirety of 1-a agreed unanimously at Mina's comment and it seemed like a good enough reason to Kirishima and Bakugou.

Kirishima shrugged.

"Okay? You up for it Bakugou?" Bakugou nodded.

"Sure, I guess." Bakugou went to grab his keys and then he followed Kirishima out of the door.