kiribaku oneshots [DELAYED UPDATES?]

Valentine's day!

I don't own the art above as usual, credits to the artist. (Isn't the art adorable aaaaaaa)

-valentine's day oneshot
-FLUFF!
-really fucking retarted
-tododeku
-tsuchako
-momojirou
-minatooru
-kamisero
- kiribaku (but kind of bakushima because Bakugou is taller in this story)
(And everyone else is forever alone)

Kirishima POV:

Shaky. My hands are shaking, sweaty, sweaty and shaky. My lip quivers and the small red box of chocolates in the shape of a heart shakes with them. The semi- transparent red wrapping peels under my death grip.

I hear a screech come from broccoli boi because peppermint boi gave him a kiss on the cheek. A salty smile forms on my face as I give them a supportive wave. I then turn around clutching the chocolates in my arm and run to my main destination: Bakugou's locker.

My breath hitches as I reach the locker. Hot hands fiddle with the combination lock and enter the code. I've 'seen' (stalked) Bakugou around so many times that I've memorized his combination code.

Finally the locker let's out a 'click' and opens. Dear god. That's all I can say, there are chocolates and letters everywhere, looks like Bakugou is popular.

I do notice one thing that is slightly off however, all of the letters are from 'The BNHA fandom' what the heck is a fand-

"Hey shitty hair, what're you doing at my locker?" A gruff voice inquires from behind me. I scream and jump really high in the air. A sharp pain shoots from the tips of my toes to the top of my head as I land on the hard concrete.

With a terrified expression I jerk my head back to face the blond. As usual, his face bears a scowl but if I'm not mistaken- I can spot a glint of curiosity in his scarlet red orbs.

My cheeks flush red with embarrassment as the box of chocolates wobbles in my hand. I can't even stutter out an answer to the blonde- thats how embarrassed I am.

"So- what's your excuse for being here!?" I keep my mouth shut causing the blond to grow angrier.

"Tch, stupid shitty hair, I'll give you five seconds!" He yells. Panicking, I shove the box of chocolates into the taller's arms and dig my foot into the ground. I kick dirt not wanting at all too look up and be met with the blond's face of disapproval.

Finally, after the taller fails to respond, I face him and see that his expression is one of shock not exactly disgust, it seems like he's contemplating something. Soon, the taller takes the box of chocolates and inches his way towards me mindlessly, in an almost robotic motion.

He raises his hand and I flinch in response waiting for the hot sting of a slap.

But it never comes.

Instead, I am pulled into a warm embrace. My mouth hangs ajar as the blond pulls away from the hug and smiles at me. He has the brightest and fullest smile I've ever seen. His lips that are curled upwards nearly touch his small cheekbones, his eyes outlined with eyeliner are closed shut and not to mention, on his pale cheeks lie the most adorable aspect, dimples. He has dimples.

I grow dizzy spiraling uncontrollably into a pit of endless gay panic, for the blond whom everyone has deemed aggressive and dangerous has just smiled at me, accepted my chocolates and hugged me! On top of all this he has dimples! Dimples I tell you!

Dear god this man is going to be the end of me! I close my eyes to numb the gay thoughts but they only get more explicit, spiraling out of control until they're so gay that my brain can't even comprehend them.

Okay, deep breaths, it's not that hard- just breathe in and out, in and out, in and out, in and-

"Are you okay Kirishima?" The taller asks with an innocent face of concern. Kirishima, don't you dare lewd him in your mind you bastard! I repeat to myself, flashing back to how unbelievably innocent the blond looked seconds ago.

My eyebrows twitch at all of the NSFW thoughts running trough my head and I force the most innocent grin that I can muster up onto my face.

"Yeah! Everything's... alright! I respond gritting my teeth slightly. He just shrugs. He starts to walk away going god knows where and so in response, without thinking, I grab his hand and kiss him.

A few seconds later, when he doesn't pull away, I grab his face and deepen the kiss. His eyes shoot wide open in shock but eventually he closes them in submission.

I never get to enter my tongue into the taller's mouth because I hear a whoop coming from the short horny purple fucktard and shoot my head back to face him with a death glare.

"Hey Bakugou, I'm uh- gonna be a minute just wait here okay!" The taller nods and gazes in my direction as I walk up to the little grape fuck with a shit eating grin on my face.

As soon as I look back and see that the blond is talking to Ochako and her girlfriend, I pick up the disgusting scum and begin the extinction process.

I activate my quirk and punch him square in the gut. He coughs and then dies.

I hear rustling coming from the bushes and see the pink alien lord emerge with a smile on her face.

"Ah, so I see that the prophecy has been fulfilled, did ya ask Bakugou out yet?" She talks casually while pulling out a black body bag from her pocket and putting it over the useless grape shit's head.

I shrug as I give my response.

"Eeeh, I kissed him buuuuuuut, in my defense, he looked so innocent, I couldn't resist, anyone in their right mind would do the same."

She nods and then throws the body over the fence for deku to find and Detroit smash into oblivion.

"Yep makes sense, good job sharky boi!"

I give her a murmur of agreement and walk over to where Bakugou is standing. I give him a peck on the cheek and as the final bell for class rings I follow him into the classroom.

"Hey Bakugou..."

"What is it?"

"Happy Valentines Day!" I give him a short peck on the lips and wonder off to the classroom.

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Lol I'm sorry, I'll make an actual chapter soon.

Word count: 1079