Okay, let me explain everything. My name is Wesley, if you didn't know that already. If you don't know who I am then that's okay because most people don't. I have saved the multiverse twice with the help of my friends. Along the way, we have lost some good friends and allies. The good thing is that no matter what challenge we face, we have prevailed. Anyways, after the basketball game we decided to head home for some well-deserved rest. Philip and I were in the front of the van while Poofy sat in the cup holder. We were all thinking about how we were almost kidnapped by some stupid villains.
"Hey Wesley, do you think that we're heroes?" Philip asked.
"To an extent I think. I mean sure we've defeated the occasional baddie, but I don't think we'll ever truly be heroes," I explained.
"Wouldn't it be nice if people actually looked up to us instead of trying to kill us?" Philip asked me.
"It would be nice," I responded. Suddenly, the van began to receive an incoming message. I didn't know whether or not to answer it, but I just had to answer it. I pressed accept and a hologram of three people appeared.
"Hello heroes, we have been trying to contact you for a while," said one of the people.
"We have something that rightfully belongs in your universe," said the second.
"It is vitally important that we meet," said the third.
"Okay first off, who are you people and second, what rightfully belongs in our universe?" I asked.
"A being that has been upsetting the natural order of the multiverse," said the leader of the three.
"Let me be the first to say that we no trust weird strangers we just met through hologram messaging. Why should we even trust you?" Philip asked them.
"You don't have to trust us, but we believe that you are the only ones skilled enough to handle this being," said person #2.
"Where should we meet?" I asked.
"Meet us at your house," the beings said right before the hologram message ended.
"Should we be concerned that they know where we live?" Philip asked.
"I'm going to say right now that they better not touch my stuff in my room or else they're going to feel the power of fluff daddy," Poofy told us.
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When we got to my house, the first thing I noticed was that a motorcycle was parked in my driveway. It belonged to my girlfriend, Sarah. As we made our way towards the house, I could hear Sarah talking to someone inside. I opened the front door to the house and made my way into the living room.
"Sarah what are you doing here-," I asked before noticing that there was other people. I could not believe my eyes. Standing in front of us was mine and Philip's exact doubles. Sitting beside our clones was this girl trying to hide behind them.
"How's it going Wesley and Philip?" they asked.
"No way!" Philip and I responded. I looked over to my right to see Sarah pass out and fall to the ground.
"What the hell is going on?" Poofy asked, walking into the room. He stared at the other versions of us. "Oh great, more idiots under one roof," he said before walking towards the kitchen.
"I know this must be a great shock to you, but we have important matters to attend to," Other Wesley said.
"Wesley and Philip meet your younger sister," Other Philip said, pointing to the girl behind them.
"Our younger sister!?!" Philip and I asked.
"That's right, this is your long lost sister Gabby," Other Wesley explained. At that moment, Sarah began to wake up.
"Oh my god, I just had the worst dream. I thought that Wesley and Philip just walked into the room while I was talking to-," Sarah said before stopping to look at the four of us. "Wesley and Philip. Wesley, why is there two of you?" Sarah asked.
"I don't know," I told her.
"Well, we have got to go. If you need us, don't bother," Other Philip said as he pulled out a remote of sorts. He pressed a button and instantly, both he and Other Wesley disappeared.
"That was the weirdest thing I have ever experienced," I said.
"Hey assholes, where the hell did all my Diet Pepsi go to?" Poofy yelled from the kitchen. He walked into the living room and threw empty bottles at both me and Philip. When Poofy turned around and noticed the girl, he instantly changed his tune. "Well hello there. My name is Poofy, but you can call me either fluff daddy or the Poofster," Poofy said, moving his little eyebrows.
"That's it, I'm outta here," the girl said, walking towards the door.
"Now wait a minute, where are you going?" I asked her.
"Well first I'm going to steal your van and then I'm going to drive myself home," she explained. I looked towards Philip. He shrugged his shoulders at me.
"At least she's honest," he replied. The girl tried to walk past me, but I kept blocking her path.
"Let me leave," she said, trying to push me out of the way. Even though she was weaker than me, I was still having trouble stopping her from getting past me. Finally, she kicked me in the unmentionables.
"Oof!" I cried as I fell to the ground in pain.
"Come on Wesley, we can't let her escape," Philip said, chasing after Gabby. I finally got up and made my way towards them. Gabby was heading for the van in order to leave for the multiverse, but I wasn't going to let that happen. She opened the door to the van right when Philip and I caught up. I realized at that moment that I had left the keys in the van. Uh oh.
Gabby turned the van on just when Philip and I jumped into the back. Suddenly, the van began to spin and a warp tunnel opened up. The van drove through it and just like that, we were embarking on a new adventure.
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The Adventures of Wesley and Philip plus Gabby
Science FictionIn this amazing threequel, Wesley and his friends must stop their newly discovered long lost sister from doing her "evil" plan. The multiverse has never been funnier.