The Adventures of Wesley and Philip plus Gabby

Chapter 11 We need a Genius

I don't remember running down the tunnel. All I remember is hearing the noise of screaming and footsteps. I looked in front of me to see nothing but darkness. In the distance, I could sort of see a light. This maybe my only way out. As I continued to run, I felt something fuzzy on the back of my neck. It's was starting to piss me off. I smacked at whatever it was and I heard Poofy's voice say ow.

"Poofy, what the hell are you doing on my neck?" I asked.

"It was the closest thing I could grab on to. Please keep moving. If we hurry, we can leave the others as bait. Survival of the fuzziest as I always say," Poofy says to me.

"As much as I want to do that, we can't leave the others behind. Quick, reach into my backpack," I tell him. He unzipped the backpack and reached in to find an Uzi. "Merry Hanukah. I think you know what to do with it,"

"At this moment I would like to tell you how sorry I am for forgetting to get you a birthday present and how I accidently dropped your toothbrush into the toilet,"

"It's okay Poofy, I forgive- WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TOOTHBRUSH?" I yell to him.

"Never mind that, we have to save the others," Poofy says heroically . "Quick, to the flying magical van,"

"You do realize that we left the van above ground right?" I asked him.

"Alright then, let's go with plan B," he tells me.

"What's plan B?" I asked.

"Shoot everything that moves," He said with a smile.

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As we raced back down the tunnel, I had an uneasy feeling in my stomach. It made me feel like something wasn't right. I would've liked to have stayed in my thoughts, but at that moment, some of the glass people appeared.

"Gentlemen before you try to kill us, I have one thing to say," I told them as I inched closer. They all seemed as if they were interested in hearing what I had to say. "Say hello to my little friend," I yelled as I grab Poofy and point him at the glass people.

"Hello," he said as he began to lay waste to all the glass people. It was a very impressive site to see.

"Good job Poofy. Go ahead and shoot all the glass dudes. I'll go find the others," I inform him.

"Have fun doing the boring work," Poofy said as he ran off into the dark tunnel. I don't believe I mentioned this before, but tunnel had a bunch of smaller tunnels inside of it. I decided not to take the smaller tunnels and instead I went back to the room with all the monitors. As I stealthfully approached the room, I could hear the clones talking to each other.

"How long do you think it will take before Jimmy kills our much uglier selves?" Other Philip asked.

"I don't know, but I think it's time to take care of the other versions of us," Other Wesley said.

"Good point. The queen would be mad if we didn't start phase two," Other Philip said as he walked over to the monitors. He pressed a couple of buttons and a giant machine busted through the floor.

"OH YEAH!!!" the machine yelled.

"Seriously Wesley, you had to make it say that?" Other Philip asked in a pissed off voice.

"What? I thought it was a funny joke," other me said. Other Philip proceeded to shake his head and press some knobs on the machine. The machine began to flash many colors and a high pitched noise echoed throughout the tunnel. It hurt my ears so bad, I didn't even hear Jimmy come up from behind me.