The Adventures of Wesley and Philip plus Gabby

Chapter 6 Enoch doesn't want to join the Fun

Because Poofy was acting like some cowboy, we decided to see if the wrench would fix him, even though the wrench was the main reason Poofy was acting weird. We actually had a big debate on whether or not we should help turn Poofy back to normal. I can't believe I chose to help fix Poofy. Anyways, with the touch of the wrench, Poofy magically turned back to normal... well, almost.

"What the BLEEP happened to me?" Poofy asked as we entered a warp tunnel. "Wait a minute, why the BLEEP do I keep saying bleep?"

"I think the wrench worked a little too well on fixing Poofy," Sarah said as she safely stored away the wrench.

"If this is how he is when he's fixed, then I say we keep him this way," Philip said, trying not to laugh.

"That's it! I'm going to kick your BLEEPING BLEEP until you can't BLEEPING stand or even attempt to walk!" Poofy said as he jumped at Philip.

"Somebody help me!" Philip cried as Poofy started scratching at his face. Jimmy yanked Poofy off of Philip and backhanded him in the face.

"Calm down little rabbit or else I'll use your foot as a good luck charm," Jimmy told Poofy menacingly.

"You wouldn't dare. That's exactly how my father died," Poofy said as he moved into a corner of the van.

"Wesley, have you contacted Enoch yet?" Sarah asked.

"I told Philip to but I guess he hasn't done anything. I'll call Enoch right now," I told her as I punched a series of numbers into the van's control panel. The sound of a phone ringing echoed through the van until a video feed of Enoch holding his daughter appeared on the control panel's screen.

"Wesley is that you? What's going on?" Enoch asked as he sat his daughter down so he could talk. Before I could say anything, Jimmy appeared beside me.

"Dad is that you? I never thought that I would see you again," Jimmy said to Enoch as he began to cry.

"Jimmy, that's not your dad. That's my friend Enoch," I told him.

"Oh, well then hello there. My name is Jimmy. Do you like crayons?" Jimmy asked.

"Um... yes?" Enoch responded.

"Don't worry about him Enoch; he just has a mental problem. We actually need you right now. It would be great if you could get here as soon as possible," I explained to him.

"I would if I could, but I'm in the middle of taking care of Zoey right now. Olivia says that I need to spend more time with her so that I can be a great dad," Enoch said to me.

"Enoch, we're in the middle of an all new adventure. I'm pretty sure that something bad is about to go down and we need the gang back together again," I said.

"I'm sorry, but I can't or else Olivia would kill me," Enoch replied.

"What would Caleb say?" I asked him, trying to convince him to join us.

"He would probably say that what you're doing is a bad idea and then he would probably join the fun. Sadly, Caleb is dead and can't voice his opinion so don't even try to make me feel bad so that I'll join you,"

"Can I at least tell you where we're going just in case you change your mind?" I asked.

"Sure, why not," he replied.

"We're heading to a place called Raculus so that we can stock up on supplies to face my sister who I didn't even know existed. If you want me to explain, you have to join us there," I told him. Enoch looked at me with sadness and, after a long pause, shook his head no before turning off the video feed. At that moment, Sarah crawled into the passenger's seat to talk to me.

"What did Enoch say about joining us?" she asked.

"He said that he couldn't make it," I explained. Sarah looked like she was about to cry, but I wasn't going to let that happen. "Hey, Enoch's not joining us only because he has to take care of his family," I said, trying to calm her down.

"Do you think we'll be able to stop your sister in time?" Sarah asked.

"If we can stop a tiny midget and a weird demon creature disguised as a business man, I'm pretty sure we can stop my long lost sister," I said. That earned me a kiss from Sarah. It was short and sweet.

"We never do that anymore," Sarah said after we stopped kissing.

"If only we could kiss forever," I replied. She smiled as she turned to look out the window. I hadn't realized it, but we had been out of the warp tunnel for over ten minutes. I really need to start paying attention more often.

"So where is this Raculus place?" I asked Sarah. Before she could reply, I heard Poofy screaming from the back of the van. I turned to see him duck taped to the ceiling. Jimmy and Philip both turned to me and straightened up.

"He did it," Jimmy said, pointing to Philip.

"What are you talking about? It was your idea!" Philip yelled at Jimmy.

"I don't have ideas. My brain is like mashed potatoes," Jimmy responded.

"You don't even have a brain. It's literally just code programmed to give you artificial intelligence!" Philip yelled.

"That is very true!" Jimmy screamed back.

"Why are we yelling at each other?" Philip asked, still yelling.

"I don't know!" Jimmy answered.

"Someone please put me out of my BLEEPING misery," Poofy said casually, still duck taped to the ceiling.

"Why do we even travel with them?" Sarah asked me.

"I honestly have no idea," I said as I turned on the radio.